Surely this cup of coffee will bring all my loved ones near me and also bring back my youthful curiosity for the world and what i can do in my brief time in

it

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

Dissolve milk powder with more milk to create Ultra Milk

Dissolve instant coffee with more coffee to create Ultra Coffee

Put Ultra Milk in your Ultra Coffee.

Pokemon Ultramilk/Ultracoffee

Pokemon Heritage Post

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

Surely this cup of coffee will bring all my loved ones near me and also bring back my youthful curiosity for the world and what i can do in my brief time in

it

The Bat is taking in his pre patrol coffee.

Alfred is not amused.

discount store coffee grounds

@cant-even-spell-my-own-url

coffee my beloved

I see that this post has found the coffee fandom.

@mellonlord

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

caramel frappe PLEASE

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

Tim:

Dick: Uh, Tim? You good there?

Tim: Yeah just running in place

Dick: You’re sitting?!-

Tim: Yes, but my heart is convinced otherwise

Dick: How many espressos…

Tim: You think I keep track?

Dick:

Tim: 14

The correct answer is 3 3 C

You go 3 4 A if you’re not a PUSSY

5 2 A is not a good answer but it’s mine.

1, 5, A??????????????????

4 4 C

brb gonna summon gerard way and beat him up

beat him and ill eat your toes

there are only 2 kinds of people out there

And I'm both of them

Coffee… bad

and everyone clapped

You’re both wrong

Coffee bad

Tea…. good?

Tea good

Tea

AWFUL

HOW DARE

I DARED

TEA GOOD

TEA NASTY

LIES

TEA FUCKING AMAZING

@i-am-a-fish it’s you,,,,

!!!!!! AAAAA!!!! It’s me!!!!!!! a lil addition:

Just wanted to add to this again! A follower let me know today that “spill the tea” wasn’t originally made by the gays but instead by African Americans, and they deserve the credit! I don’t want this post to mislead anyone so please reblog this version of you were planning to reblog, African American culture and phrases are way too often appropriated by other groups

Boost!

I feel attacked

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

I'm the oldest child and I adore coffee

Ready for a long ace-centric metaphor about sex? 

Alright, so. Coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I have no desire to drink coffee. I find people who enthusiastically go on about the flavor differences of lattes, espressos, and french press brews, both amusing and mildly baffling. All the coffee ads. Coffee jokes. Bustling coffee shops. To me, all coffee is similarly bitter and unpleasant. I have been through so many “Try this, it’s sweet! You can’t even taste the coffee!”  Alas, I always can. And I’m  sensitive to caffeine anyway. So, I don’t really think about drinking it when I wake up or am tired.

 Yet I love the smell of coffee. I love the idea of coffee. The feeling of a warm cup taking the chill from my fingers, the cozy ritual of having a drink and chat. I might try someone’s coffee. If they ask, if I want to please them and share in something they enjoy. I am also perfectly capable of learning the preferences of those I care about and creating a cup for their pleasure. 

But I don’t want coffee, generally speaking. I will probably make a face after trying their coffee and wash the taste out with something else. They may rush to reassure me that it is an acquired taste. And I’ll have to reply that it’s a taste I don’t particularly care about acquiring in the way they did. ‘Drink it till you like it’ will never work for me.

 But that doesn’t mean I am against coffee or think people shouldn’t drink it. Doesn’t mean I’ve taken a vow to never drink any. And sure, maybe if you get one of those sugar and whipped cream disasters, more of a warm milkshake than a cup of coffee, I’ll probably be happier sipping it with you. But honestly? I’d rather smell someone else’s coffee and not be expected to drink it. I’d really rather have the heat and sweetness of my hot cocoa. 

I love this

The best part is it works for ALLLL the ace spectrum! Maybe you like one specific type of coffee on rare occasions! Maybe you enjoy coffee when you’re sharing the drink with someone! Maybe you can’t even stand the smell of coffee!

This needs to be on my blog.

This is it exactly oh my god.

Holy shit this is an AMAZING analogy.

THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS DESCRIBES IT SO ACCURATELY 💖💖💖