Boop PSA, for Mobile Users:

To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon

To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go

To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go

Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet

To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in

I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.

UPDATE:

I'm not sure what triggers it, but if you keep booping enough, you'll get a "you high-fived the cat"

After that, go to your notifications tab and you'll find a notification that says "the cat booped you back"

Tap the "Meow :3" on that notification

Next, you'll get a notification from yourself and that mentions a "boop laundering scheme" and then gives you the option to Boop yourself.

UPDATE 2

to High Five the Cat, tap the paw animation that appears after you boop someone.

Also; Super Boops and Evil Boops both only count as 1 boop for your boop-o-meter, despite the increased number of paw animations.

But, that can be useful if you're having a hard time tapping the paw animation before it disappears...

- A regular boop only has 1 paw animation that comes out of a random side

- A super boop has 2 paw animations that come out of parallel sides

- An evil boop has 4 paw animations, one for each side

Not useful really, but interesting:

The paw animation changes every 10 Boops. One is a ghost paw, one is a skeleton paw, and one is a mummy paw.

Missing Information

I am currently unsure of:

- How to get "LOL" on the boop-o-meter

- How to get "OMG" on the boop-o-meter

- How to get "MAX" for sent Boops on the boop-o-meter

- What triggers the Color Change of the boop-o-meter

I will update with more info once I know more and confirm the information as best I can.

some more boopology: at 1000 boops the counter will read MAX at 1051 it will read LOL at 1501, OMG at 3001, WOW

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

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4 Reasons to (Re)Normalize Masking

1. Apathy is violence: resist white supremacy by refusing to contribute to mass infection, disability, and death.

2. Destroy the state's argument that masking is only used by "criminals" to hide their identities.

3. Protect mask wearers from targeting: cops can't single them out if everyone is wearing a mask.

4. Combat the exclusion and erasure of disabled people from public spaces by making them safer.

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

this is honestly one of the funniest queer jokes I’ve come across

loud thoughts cant get you if your environment is even louder

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

king shit !!!

Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

Unethical polyamory in the sense that we’re committing heists

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

This a a reminder to not fall victim to the sunk-cost fallacy. Just because you invested time and energy into something, does not mean you should indefinitely waste more time and energy on it, if you decide it’s not what you want anymore. This goes for anything, from books, to relationships, to jobs, to hobbies, etc.

If it’s not serving you anymore, move on.

This is honestly one of the places I find Marie Kondo's advice most helpful. I stop, look at the thing I've spent time and money on only to realize I dislike, and I say, "Thank you for teaching me something about myself and my preferences. I think I've learned this particular lesson and we can part ways now."

And then I don't feel like I "wasted" things or made a mistake. I just tried one path of learning about myself, learned something, and now it's time for a different path. Works a lot better for my brain.

Her name is Valentina Petrillo and she is a visually-impaired sprinter.

Time to support her, because even without the racism element I expect she will be getting some flak from Awful, Awful People.