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Fandom trash, compulsive shipper, fic writter, bisexual nerd, encyclopaedic knowledge of useless topics, textbook definiton of the sign of cancer, will absolutely never fight you.
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Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

I keep sending them, but they don't come back. I really just need to shut down this farm. Do you think I should go check it out

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logisticbumm

Can I go with? My fiancé, one of your reliable corporate staffers, who I was supposed to marry January 1st hasn’t been answering my calls either

Good idea. I'm sure if you remind her of your lucrative upcoming business deal she'll come back.

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44boora
Anonymous asked:

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE STANLEY OUTFIT THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

ALWAYSSSSS his disco outfit in “Double Dipper” I’m obsessed with his entire look in that episode and probably think about it at least once a day:

I even drew it:

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artsymeeshee

Slowly planning out ideas for the winter themed Pines family bonding moments so here’s their winter outfits! (Well. Specifically for inside)

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Doodles for an AU I’ve been simmering in my mind where Bill ends up stuck possessing Ford in the 80s, and he and Stan begrudgingly agree to help each other try get Ford back and free Bill.

And when I say simmering I mean brainrot. I have brainrot. Someone help me.

Stan and Bill are such a fascinating dynamic to explore, especially in a situation like this.

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Bear in mind that this is a technique that anyone can use on anyone about anything.

For example, you probably want to be suspicious when megacorporations start rebranding themselves as "diverse" and "sustainable".

"Vegan leather" replacing "pleather" as the most frequent term for the material, as the greater populace began thinking that anything vegan is good and anything plastic is bad, is another good example if you want something specific.

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44boora

More doodles of the FrankenStan AU 🩸 Happy Halloween!!! (can someone pls refer him to a physiotherapist)

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A comic about looking after yourself, your loved ones and your mental health during the tough times ahead. I started this last November, when people were hurting so hard it was difficult to function - I’m sorry it took me so long to finish it.  

Everyday activism you can do when you feel powerless. And when you feel stronger, Punch back.

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