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hi, i'm maya! musician, actor, 48 birds in a human skinsuit, creator of raven-quotes, and nz fur. 25, pan, nb, she/her. i love my partners! icon by smokeyocity.
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uh hey folks its been a while

looks like yall are in mass exodus so if ur still interested in my rambling follow me on BurdmomVEVO on twitter, otherwise if for some reason my handle changes itll be some variation

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burdmom

tbh i dont post here or on raven-quotes anymore because ive become disillusioned with this website and its attitudes and i prefer to spend my time with non backstabby reasonable people who occasionally decide to go outside

and of course theres raven-quotes which is just a more or less pointless series of haha funny subversion memeis to gain social capital that i started because everything on tumblr was beginning to not be worth looking at and there was an unfilled niche open for a blog like that. i’ll probably hand it over to someone and ditch

my nsfw shut down forever ago bc its just chasers. its all fuckin chasers. if i wanted to get rid of them id have to block literal dozens of chasers every fuckin day. every single one of them obsessed with calling me a slur and misgendering me to the point of, no shit, actually saying that im only a boy trying to trick them into sex (and yet they whinge trap isnt a slur) and its just exhausting. its all too exhausting and every facet of this website is a toxic human garbage dump.

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burdmom

tbh i dont post here or on raven-quotes anymore because ive become disillusioned with this website and its attitudes and i prefer to spend my time with non backstabby reasonable people who occasionally decide to go outside

and of course theres raven-quotes which is just a more or less pointless series of haha funny subversion memeis to gain social capital that i started because everything on tumblr was beginning to not be worth looking at and there was an unfilled niche open for a blog like that. i’ll probably hand it over to someone and ditch

my nsfw shut down forever ago bc its just chasers. its all fuckin chasers. if i wanted to get rid of them id have to block literal dozens of chasers every fuckin day. every single one of them obsessed with calling me a slur and misgendering me to the point of, no shit, actually saying that im only a boy trying to trick them into sex (and yet they whinge trap isnt a slur) and its just exhausting. its all too exhausting and every facet of this website is a toxic human garbage dump.

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burdmom

tbh i dont post here or on raven-quotes anymore because ive become disillusioned with this website and its attitudes and i prefer to spend my time with non backstabby reasonable people who occasionally decide to go outside

and of course theres raven-quotes which is just a more or less pointless series of haha funny subversion memeis to gain social capital that i started because everything on tumblr was beginning to not be worth looking at and there was an unfilled niche open for a blog like that. i’ll probably hand it over to someone and ditch

my nsfw shut down forever ago bc its just chasers. its all fuckin chasers. if i wanted to get rid of them id have to block literal dozens of chasers every fuckin day. every single one of them obsessed with calling me a slur and misgendering me to the point of, no shit, actually saying that im only a boy trying to trick them into sex (and yet they whinge trap isnt a slur) and its just exhausting. its all too exhausting and every facet of this website is a toxic human garbage dump.

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tbh i dont post here or on raven-quotes anymore because ive become disillusioned with this website and its attitudes and i prefer to spend my time with non backstabby reasonable people who occasionally decide to go outside

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burdmom

the russian psyop list but it has random popular tumblrs

  • 1-800-gloup
  • belindadoingitgood
  • bellaxiao previously known as: blogmadworldlove
  • bellygangstaboo
  • best-usa-today
  • blackness-by-your-side previously known as: black-galaxy-magic, fullyfurrymiracle, u4guy, ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse
  • blacknproud previously known as: in-the-mirror-world, indiebirdsblog, no-place-for-homophobia
  • blacktolive
  • bumtickley
  • cartnsncreal previously known as: feelmydragonballs
  • cybercollectionnerdstuff
  • crimewave420
  • delroyheater previously known as: delroyheater32, mastercucumber, scrumptiousluminarytimemachine, sexinstructor666, sexintructor
  • destinyrush previously known as: delightfullyghostlysong
  • dennys previously known as: mcdonalds
  • down-to-venus previously known as: teenageflowerluminary
  • everydaycutenesstherapy
  • fishingboatproceeds previously known as: cockworshipluvrx
  • funkycodex previously known as: craftykryptonitedelusion
  • gogomrbrown previously known as: go-mrbrown, infectedv0ice, todd-la-death
  • griffins-tumbo previously known as: bananavorecorner, otternerd4
  • honestlyyoungpersona
  • hustleinatrap previously known as: thenaturecanpost, tumblercube
  • info-mix previously known as: americanstatistics, crazypolitician, girlsagainst, illegalmom, just-stat, rochelbarr
  • jamesjdelvecchio
  • lagonegirl
  • massivelydopepolice
  • massmedear previously known as: massblog021
  • mooseblogtimes
  • morningwoodz previously known as: 5cubes, bangbangempire, empireofweird, gifemprireohh, innerpicsempire, picsempire
  • nadiquitegoodatit previously known as: runlovernad
  • nevaehtyler previously known as: laserenita
  • postingwhileblack previously known as: ghettablasta, heygeraldmartinjohanssen, honestinjun, nativewolveshere
  • rebellloudwiththecrowd previously known as: massivelystrangetyrant
  • setheverman previously known as: furrypisslove
  • shoutoutworldwide previously known as: blackprideworldwide, krispymentalitycowboy
  • sixpenceee previously known as: ihatendpeople
  • skullofjustice previously known as: naughtykermit, ryanbutlersstuff, usnationaldebt
  • slimetony
  • snoopingasusualisee previously known as: miserymillions, mahboi, woodysroundup, askdrpig
  • sumchckn previously known as: blondeinpolitics, blvckcommunity, classylgbthomie, hwuudoin, politixblondie
  • superblygun
  • swagintherain previously known as: blacklivesmatterusa, carzwithgirlz
  • thatsthat24 previously known as: princetommy
  • thebootydiaries
  • the-entire-furry-fandom previously known as: heyheyimwalkinhere
  • the-real-eye-to-see
  • thetrippytrip previously known as: matrixpath, themostpost
  • thingstolovefor previously known as: the-inner-mirror
  • this-truly-brutal-world previously known as: awesomewhitepearl, free-mind-and-soul
  • thyrell previously known as: real-live-dragon
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the russian psyop list but it has random popular tumblrs

  • 1-800-gloup
  • belindadoingitgood
  • bellaxiao previously known as: blogmadworldlove
  • bellygangstaboo
  • best-usa-today
  • blackness-by-your-side previously known as: black-galaxy-magic, fullyfurrymiracle, u4guy, ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse
  • blacknproud previously known as: in-the-mirror-world, indiebirdsblog, no-place-for-homophobia
  • blacktolive
  • bumtickley
  • cartnsncreal previously known as: feelmydragonballs
  • cybercollectionnerdstuff
  • crimewave420
  • delroyheater previously known as: delroyheater32, mastercucumber, scrumptiousluminarytimemachine, sexinstructor666, sexintructor
  • destinyrush previously known as: delightfullyghostlysong
  • dennys previously known as: mcdonalds
  • down-to-venus previously known as: teenageflowerluminary
  • everydaycutenesstherapy
  • fishingboatproceeds previously known as: cockworshipluvrx
  • funkycodex previously known as: craftykryptonitedelusion
  • gogomrbrown previously known as: go-mrbrown, infectedv0ice, todd-la-death
  • griffins-tumbo previously known as: bananavorecorner, otternerd4
  • honestlyyoungpersona
  • hustleinatrap previously known as: thenaturecanpost, tumblercube
  • info-mix previously known as: americanstatistics, crazypolitician, girlsagainst, illegalmom, just-stat, rochelbarr
  • jamesjdelvecchio
  • lagonegirl
  • massivelydopepolice
  • massmedear previously known as: massblog021
  • mooseblogtimes
  • morningwoodz previously known as: 5cubes, bangbangempire, empireofweird, gifemprireohh, innerpicsempire, picsempire
  • nadiquitegoodatit previously known as: runlovernad
  • nevaehtyler previously known as: laserenita
  • postingwhileblack previously known as: ghettablasta, heygeraldmartinjohanssen, honestinjun, nativewolveshere
  • rebellloudwiththecrowd previously known as: massivelystrangetyrant
  • setheverman previously known as: furrypisslove
  • shoutoutworldwide previously known as: blackprideworldwide, krispymentalitycowboy
  • sixpenceee previously known as: ihatendpeople
  • skullofjustice previously known as: naughtykermit, ryanbutlersstuff, usnationaldebt
  • slimetony
  • snoopingasusualisee previously known as: miserymillions, mahboi, woodysroundup, askdrpig
  • sumchckn previously known as: blondeinpolitics, blvckcommunity, classylgbthomie, hwuudoin, politixblondie
  • superblygun
  • swagintherain previously known as: blacklivesmatterusa, carzwithgirlz
  • thatsthat24 previously known as: princetommy
  • thebootydiaries
  • the-entire-furry-fandom previously known as: heyheyimwalkinhere
  • the-real-eye-to-see
  • thetrippytrip previously known as: matrixpath, themostpost
  • thingstolovefor previously known as: the-inner-mirror
  • this-truly-brutal-world previously known as: awesomewhitepearl, free-mind-and-soul
  • thyrell previously known as: real-live-dragon
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dateamonster

anyone on these interwebs wanna talk about……… clowns?

Hey d'you want to know why some clowns are scary?

i am definitely apprehensive but sure i would like to know

So I learned to be a clown briefly in grade 7. And here’s the thing, clowning is taking the worst aspects of yourself and amplifying them to the point of hilarity (It’s quite good for self-esteem, actually). But here’s the thing, some people try to make their clown a happy clown when they themselves aren’t a happy person, and that is, technically, lying. And our brains are REALLY REALLY GOOD at detecting lies, so warning bells go off. And therefore we get scared.

TL:DR, the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying.

“the only scary clowns are the ones who are lying” is a mood and im not sure how but it really really is

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honestly though i have to figure out how to get $750 and i can like halfway do it with my job but i also need to eat and im kind of out of my mind about it

if anyone wants to help me out:

i can’t really do much in the way of commissions (since i’m working 40hrs/wk + i still have to finish up a video commission) but if you need some small pixel art or a tumblr theme hit me up

clarification: this is for moving costs

$563.33/$750 (I’m starting it at 300 because that’s like the absolute max I can put in myself over the next couple weeks without causing problems)

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