Nathana!

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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not risking it

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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not risking it

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

call 911 she’s been shot

do crabs think we walk sideways

You’re doing amazing sweetie

when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

Cartoon characters running in one spot before dashing away looks really fake until you see a dog skittering on a smooth floor.