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I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

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okayneat

was unwilling to accept this outright so i checked etymonline and, truly:

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mythical zodiac appearance

Aries: ram horns, youthful freckles, wide bright eyes
Taurus: septum piercing, unique coloured healthy hair, hard gazing eyes
Gemini: hair up, walks on air, smile that makes people stop in their path
Cancer: silver skin, clear eyes, small but dangerous
Leo: clear skin, leaves a trail of golden glitter,
Virgo: freckles on cheeks, flowers grow from skin
Libra: any blemish is actually a little pretty gemstone on their skin
Scorpio: deep red hypnotising eyes, a stinging tail appears if you piss them off
Sagittarius: stars fall from their hair, largest eyes
Capricorn: horns,you'll never figure out what colour their eyes are
Aquarius: attractive but you can't touch them coz they're made of air
Pisces: their hair is flowing water and their words come out as dark matter
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astrological signs in love

aries: likes to fall deeply in love with incredibly insecure people and have an explosively passionate, yet volatile relationship... but hey at least it's interesting
taurus: likes to pretend they're so heartless that they don't even know how to fall in love, fails terribly every time
gemini: likes to fall in (and out of) love with anyone and everyone that crosses their path, multiple times a day. confuses all their friends (and themselves tbh) to the point of not even listening when they talk about love
cancer: does not like to fall in love, does it very grudgingly, throws adorable temper tantrum when they get called out on it, sulks, repeat
leo: falls in love rarely. completely, 100%, OH MY GOD BARBARA CALL THE POLICE stuck in love when they do. painful to watch honestly, but shit it's cute
virgo: likes to fall in love with nerds. every. single. time.
libra: likes to fall in love way too fast and make a complete fool of their weirdo selves trying to woo their unsuspecting prey (endearing and surprisingly successful)
scorpio: likes to bullshit their way through multiple "serious" relationships for years and years until one day they realize that they're in love w their gross best friend... but in a cute way
sagittarius: likes to fall in love from afar and watch the object of their desire go about their daily life, hoping senpai will magically notice them in their quiet little world of reflection
capricorn: falls madly in love, shows it, "JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE", terrifies self and lover with erratic, confused behavior, takes it all back, runs away, pines for months, tries to be friends again and act like nothing happened (until alcohol attacks)
aquarius: ?? ?!?! ?? ? :) !! ? :(
pisces: likes to fall in love with people who have fallen in love with them, basks in love's glow for a few months, realizes they just needed attention, formulates an escape plan
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what the signs fall in love with

Aries: selflessness, dark features, working good in teams, sharing things

Taurus: familiarity, loyalty, tenderness, sharing relaxing/intimate memories

Gemini: the details (sparkly eyes, high fives, clumsy grins, sighs), mysteries

Cancer: comfort, the color blue, people with golden hearts and snarky humor

Leo: clumsiness, cute laughs, gentle physical contact, messy hair, confidence

Virgo: (falls with) time, suits & ties, ponytails, aesthetical prettiness, neatness

Libra: playfulness, kept promises, closeness, sharing secrets, caring words

Scorpio: winks, funny jokes, meaningful conversations, bright/shining eyes

Sagittarius: freedom, late night talks, cute smiles, good style, luscious lips

Capricorn: sweetness, cuteness, nice hair, passion, kind & hard working people

Aquarius: mind connections, friendship necklaces, super nice sense of humor

Pisces: affection, coziness, heated sarcasm and funny stories, inside jokes 

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The roof of a Japanese manor. The tea garden hasn’t been tended to in years. Snow falls on the shape of a woman holding a long, silver parasol.

Taurus: A ships chaplain cradles the jawbone of something that shouldn’t exist, he carves wild lines into it that seem to mean something to him.

Gemini: The old woman holding aloft a long iron staff tipped with fulgurite. Do not disturb her, she is determining the path ahead.

Cancer: You can’t stand the waiting. The gas mask makes it hard to breathe. You heard stories from when this was an ordeal of fire and blood and speed. 

Leo: Called clumsy your whole life, you were never one for balance, for finesse. Now your shoulders can bare burdens the others cannot even conceive of. 

Virgo: There is something in the lake. Nobody ever sent a hunting party. They never came back. There is something in the lake. There is something in the lake.

Libra: Practicality is all well and good but you believe that mastery opens the path to drama, to flair! You have the luxury of fretting over looks.

Scorpio: Why stop at just one ace up your sleeve?

Ophiuchus: No rest for the wicked is only true if you aren’t rich. That right there is a stress free environment.

Sagittarius: A man in porcelain armor wielding a coiled lance. With a whine and a cascade of smoke the augurs roar to life.

Capricorn: The toreador sews small fishhooks into the lining of his clothes. A single touch will rend the flesh.

Aquarius: The man with the iron pot on his head is just as mad as he looks. However he is much, much more dangerous than he looks. 

Pisces: Needle and thread. Needle and thread. The stars say you must understand needle and thread.

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the signs as poisonous plants

Aries - FOXGLOVE

Taurus - THORN APPLE

Gemini - NIGHTSHADE

Cancer - WATER HEMLOCK

Leo - STAR OF BETHLEHEM 

Virgo - ELEPHANT EAR

Libra - DAFFODIL 

Scorpio - JACK-IN-THE-PULPIT 

Sagittarius - MONKSHOOD

Capricorn - LILY OF THE VALLEY

Aquarius - YEW

Pisces - LATANA CAMARA

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