im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

Round 5: 1st Battle

I think this is gonna be the hardest of the battles this round

Against The Kitchen Floor

“I swear, I’m really trying”

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

“The lights are on but no one’s home”

Round 5: 3rd Battle

holy shit I just realized both of these songs are revived from previous rounds

The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

“You could never know”

Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

“Am I really that bad?”

Round 5: 2nd Battle

this should be a sweep right?? right???

Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In!

“Gotta get to the bottom of this”

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

“For what? For what? For what it’s worth”

cis people are so difficult to talk to about gender because you’ll be like ‘I am quantum physics” and they’ll be like what the hell does that even mean, whereas trans people will just say, “ah good choice; I will be the sunshine, I will be my moon at night”

My Will Wood piece

Will Wood

Will Wood will name a song something like "7esticular 7ortion / Why Do I Cry Myself To Sleep (JFK is in Amongus)" and it'll be one of the greatest songs you've ever heard with a 3-minute-long piano solo

kinda popped off with these two stickers I’m like unwell about them

is there cheese in the great beyond......

The fact I’ve shown Will Wood songs to some people and they just don’t take to it is mad, you all don’t get the appeal of a song where some batshit deranged guy is singing the most abstract lyrics it’d take a team of English literature students to fully analyse in the most passionate way possible while the tempo picks up and slows down and the genre shifts halfway through for shits and giggles and random keyboard smashes and wilhelm screams are just thrown in the background and another guy is destroying his drum set and then somewhere along the way you start hearing a kazoo

call me cotard the way i have a solution