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another little detail i like about DA2 is how ranged fighters have a melee mode for when enemies get too close

like mages? whack enemies with their sticks. Varric smacks them with Bianca. Sebastian has a knife that he uses

now if only the melee fighters had the same when enemies got too far away. pick up a rock, Fenris.

GIVE FENRIS A GUN

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i love how varric projects this suave laidback persona but the second hes two degrees out of his comfort zone, he complains about it the whole time

varric: im so cool and calm. nothing rattles me.

hawke: hey varric lets go do something outside of the city :-)

varric: So you want me to Die, is that it? fuck you

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Anders: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Carver: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Varric: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot!
Bethany: What if it bites itself and I die?
Merrill: That’s blood magic.
Fenris: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Anders: That’s correlation, not causation.
Isabela: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Hawke: That’s kinky ;)
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Isabela: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like-you know- a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Anders: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Isabela: Okay, so, okay, were they holding you? Or was their hand like on your back?
Anders: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.
Isabela & Merrill: Ohhhh.
[Meanwhile]
Hawke: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Varric: Tongue?
Hawke: Yeah.
Varric: Cool.
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