Thats the last time i buy ‘official’ merch from etsy because who is this.

The signs as our favorite out-of-context x-files screen-caps.

Aries:

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Fox Mulder is such an amazing character, though, because on paper, he sucks: Wiseass federal agent with a porn addiction who is obsessed with conspiracy theories, thinks he’s the smartest guy in every room that he’s in, and is just hot enough to be dangerous.

But David Duchovny plays him with such dumb, gleeful kid energy that suddenly it all just…works. You can’t hate him. Look at him!

He’s got nonthreatening male sexuality of a Disney prince in the 90s. You look at him and think Look at this hot idiot, He’s trying his best. All he wants to do is get laid, infodump to his girlfriend, and meet a real life dracula. He’s like if you turned an orange male cat into a human. He definitely owns an album of Halloween sound effects. He’s six feet tall but he’s just a little guy.

Get laid?? Did this man have sex more than like maybe twice in 20 years??

I didn’t say he succeeded

Yes! You get it!

The X-Files

compilation of the x-files out of context

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

ok what the hell is the x files

In shows like x files, supernatural etc. when the main characters go investigate some supernatural thing and they’re talking to some professor of the esoteric and they’re like “how would we destroy it” and the professor gets all weirded out and they say some throwaway line like “this is…just all old stories and legend…” and the main characters are like “oh yes of course”

As IF a professor teaching this stuff wouldn’t be like “in fact here is my thesis I’m writing about how to Kill God and yes I think that’d work. why? did you read something??? Do you have a link????”

But,, but it doesn’t say in the Bureau’s policy regarding male and female agents on an assignment that they can’t fall in love right

compilation of the x-files out of context

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

i havent watched the reboot seasons of the x files bc im not interested but i choose to believe this episode is about them being engaged to marry and found out theyre not the only people on the planet getting married