Lol babe you look cold as fuck. Hell no you can't wear my letterman I just got this. I earned it.

DUDES ROCK

FINALLY ! SOMEONE WITH GOOD TASTE ! 

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

when your friend comes into the discord to tell you about the cool thing they did

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

i don’t think chess sets be like

I’m so sorry but

yeah

TRANSGENDER IS LIKE FERRARI

a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car