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my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

trash pickup at my mom's house has always been wednesday morning so when i still lived there we had to get all the trash out on tuesday night & once in like 2011 my mom heard us say "it's tuesday you fat nasty trash" so to this day when i'm visiting and we have to get the trash out my mom still calls it "fat nasty trash night." this woman has been quoting sweet bro and hella jeff for 13 years.

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my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

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  1. tumblr post by hgsn-moved that says "sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo."
  2. anonymous ask that says "what do u think happens after u die?" yanderechild-archive has responded "naruto shakes your hand and says good job."
  3. tiktok text that says "thinking [about] the time my sister was fighting [with] her cheating [boyfriend] and told him 'naruto would hate you' and he cried."
  4. tumblr post by masashikishimoto-blog that says "Hello, if you are ever sad, just look up and picture Naruto telling you to believe in yourself.. Because you are strong, live on and dream big." attached is an image of someone pumping their fist in the air, with naruto visible giving a thumbs up in the sky. end ID.]
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Any modern au should have naruto be just as insane about sasuke as he is in canon. They break up and naruto is like baby please come back I’ll break all the bones in your body I’ll die with you I will eat your heart so we can be together forever and sasuke is like you know you could’ve just gotten me flowers and I would’ve said yes anyways.

@cloudabserk you get it….in middle school sasuke still has like a huge I HAVE TO BREAK OUR BOND BECAUSE OF WHAT MY EVIL BROTHER SAID meltdown and gets in a fist fight with naruto at school. and the thing his evil brother in question said was just like “ooh sasuke do you have a little boyfriend? I’m gonna tell mom”

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