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“Just steal some animals, you stupid asshole.”

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

How I believe Team Rainbow Rocket bosses will react and act around in Alola (I’m not even going bother care about the timeline and alternate reality issues, it already a mess at this point).

I like to call it pocket monster factory

first foray into pokemon style (from scratch) feat. some of the xy crew

100% ↓

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

Nothing proves Archie and Maxie right because they are morons.

normal brain: playing pokemon B/W as a nuzlocke or efficient playthrough proves N right because you turned your pokemon into tools for your own personal gain

galaxy brain: playing pokemon X/Y without using mega evolution proves Lysandre right, because you are presented with a scarcity scenario with the mega ring and you use your strength to selfishly decide that nobody should have or use one

universe brain: Resetting pokemon D/P/Pt proves Cyrus right because you have full control over the game’s universe and can freely remake it in your image on a whim.

how i see every pokemon villain

change my mind

The more I think about it, the more I believe that the entire Pokemon world lived in a perpetual state of “Is Sycamore even real tho?”

(This joke has been done at least 800 times, but I’m self-indulgent trash and needed to do it myseeeelf)

Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

AZ has decided that he likes social media.

Him and Floette only wish that they could hear how Lysandre was going to talk his way out of that one.

when your descendant is a complete fool

Bosses sketches, I do have my point in the way they lined up.