bunnyinatree reblogged
People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
In this scenario have you been asking to share the alien's uranium desserts for your entire friendship?
#my mom did this with my dog and i would always be so scandalized#like in the months leading up to his death (he had a slow acting terminal disease)#she would give him a piece of whatever he was begging for like bugles and other chips#i would look at her accusingly and she would say some iteration of: hes here for a good time not a long time 💀#pets#chocolate#humans#uranium#aliens#forbidden food