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Hydraulic press vs Legos

high product standards will do that, yeah

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

This is my favorite video ever. Thank you 😍

hmmm

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

I need to fucking be a crocodile

*hits you with my legoification beam that turns you into this*

[ID: image of two lego crocodiles. they are both green.]

oh THANK GOD

The Essentials

A thief huh? For shame

Hands you this

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

To protect you from the lego monsters

After reaching a certain threshold I believe every franchise should be government mandated to receive a Lego game.

Suggestions I’ve received so far:

I've effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that

what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing

tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually...

a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman

i fucking hate you

Present for my mum: a Lego Julbock for her wintery village.

Calamity! Disaster! Arson!

In case anyone isn't aware, connections like that are literally called 'illegal' techniques in LEGO parlance.

Illegal building techniques are ones that aren't allowed in official LEGO sets, which always use building techniques designed for and intended by LEGO. The reason they're called illegal is because they stress the blocks in a way they weren't intended for, causing various kinds of material failure overtime.

As an example, the blocks in the example above slowly deform over time because, slowly warping until they don't connect very well to other blocks or each other.

excellent post, op.

"invest in your future" "build your career" "make professional connections" "grind" 🤢

how about

“run through wheat fields” “kiss loved ones often” “eat fruit” “bask in the sun”

A man has fallen into the river in lego city! HEY!

"Build the helicopter" "Prepare the lifeline" "Lower the stretcher" "and make the rescue!"