Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
zoro waking up from a coma to find out that the guy w a charming personality who looks effortlessly hot, can beat ppl up without breaking a sweat, flirts with everyone, and looks at his captain like he’s literal sunshine and luffy (who he literally just pledged his undying allegiance too) is equally obsessed with bc he is one of the best cooks in the east blue suddenly strutted onto the ship and took up shop
KOBY! 🥰
Nami 🍊
Redraw of my favourite scene. I don't know how to be normal about this, I love them so much
behind every hot girl is a tbr of 100+ books
as you wish
late night aro blues - you are the priority in my life, and I'm not the priority in yours.
I'm not mad at them of course... just needed to express this feeling somehow, it's been tearing me up
I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
C'est les swimming poules
Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them
work is sending me to french training, which i have been nervous about. had the first lesson this morning. teacher told me i had beautiful pronunciation, like i'd been raised with it (i was not). dangerous ego levels for someone who can only hold conversations that sound like téléfrançais episodes
today's feedback was essentially that it's confusing to speak to me because instead of sounding like an anglo i sound like a francophone who is an idiot fhklgglh
you're like the real life version of that Paul Taylor bit
thank fuck for subtitles, all I have to say
despite the content of the entire monologue, the British-accented English “buy tickets, like and subscribe!” tag at the end hits like a TRUCK.
Hanukkah = Katherine Chanukah = Catherine Hanukah = Katheryne Hannukah = Catheryne Chanuka = Cathryn Chanukkah = Katherynne Hanuka = Kathryn Channukah = Catherynne Chanukka = Cattherine Hanukka = Kattherine Hannuka = Kattheryne Hannukkah = Kattherynne Channuka = Cattheryn Xanuka = Cathrin Hannukka = Kathrin Channukkah = Cattherynne Channukka = Cattherynn Chanuqa = Qatherine
how long did it take you to make this
eight nights
Once upon a time In a far-off kingdom
I wish More than life