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What are the lore implications

i think that from now on these should be the only acceptable character heights. anything other than this will render the games unplayable

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soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

the secret boots are the best item in any castlevania game like come on

if you can’t kill your dad in 6 inch heels what’s the point

dracula: well met, my son. it has been a long time

alucard: not long enough. i can’t allow you to leave here

dracula: do you still side with humani—

alucard:

dracula: are you wearing the...

alucard: the secret boots? yeah. i am.

There is exactly one spot in the castle (well two, because reverse castle) where if you stand there and equip the secret boots, Alucard will say "WHAT???" and get stuck because he's now too tall to move through it.

this is all i could think about

i figured it out

This poll is to test my theory that Tumblr is the 5'4" website

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

Hey op?

HOW???

I'm short

sad day in the new’s

this town aint big enough for 2 sharp-teethed influencers 

Put your height in the tags

This is the only real tall girl in anime

There are other women in anime who are taller but never have I seen a series make tallness so obvious and awkward the way it is irl. She is just there dominating every frame by doing nothing at all. She doesn't even fit on screen half the time