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I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

I was talking about Goosebumps with a friend tonight and found the greatest tagline for any work of horror ever

I'm OBSESSED with how quickly this gets to the point. Welcome to Dead House. It will just kill you.

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝

y’know what vibes this is giving me?

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.