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You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?
Arthur
Pros:
- Total package. Hell yeah.
- No treason, no punishment for treason.
- You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.
Cons:
- Created Antichrist incest baby.
Lancelot
Pros:
- Will murder everyone if you ask him to
Cons:
- Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to
Gawain
Pros:
- Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)
- Let’s you call the shots
- Into mmf threesomes
Cons
- Prone to blood feuds
- You have to deal with his shitty family
Mordred
Pros
- Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school
Cons
- Is antichrist incest baby
Agravain
Pros
- Is known as “the handsome”
- In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”
Cons
- Every other version says he sucks.
Gaheris
Pros:
- Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it
Cons:
- Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it
Gareth
Pros:
- Nothing really bad to say about him
Cons:
- In love with Lancelot
Bors
Pros:
- Technical winner of the Grail Quest
- Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon
Cons:
- Thinks you are a shape changed demon
Galahad
Pros:
- Greatest Mary Sue in the land
Cons
- Will say no
- What if he doesn’t say no? What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him? Could you ever live with yourself again?
Percival
Pros:
- Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.
Cons:
- Dumb as a box of rocks.
Kay
Pros:
- You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie
Cons:
- Everything else
Tristan
Pros:
- Handsome
- Hopeless romantic
Cons:
- Psychopath
Dinadan
Pros:
- Girls dig funny guys
Cons:
- If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.
Dagonet
Pros:
- Girls dig funny guys
Cons:
- Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke
Bedivere
Pros:
- Canonically the most handsome knight
Cons:
- When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.
Morgan le Fay
Pros:
- Will probably be up for it.
Cons:
- If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.
