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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

when your friend comes into the discord to tell you about the cool thing they did

Sometimes you zone out for hours at your capital J Job and think about a children’s show

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you’re laughing. i told you i loved you against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance, and you’re laughing.

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid