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"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

I don’t think the club could handle her

to survive on tumblr you must either; not go to the club, experience long term celibacy (wanted or unwanted) or be unemployed.

Asking, because in school, I joined every club I could think of (that was free at least). Art, Sewing, Anime, Stock Market (Yeah that's why its listed) Chess, Robotics, Marine Biology and Language clubs. I think I just like obtaining new skills (and also i dint wanna go home lol).

(I forgot a multiple option, that can go in something else my bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

"should hamlet have been at the club", the world's longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

Okay here's a better question than "have you been to a club"

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

dude you should have been at the club last night it was insane. the dj was playing the lament and funeral of hector from the iliad and everyone was beating their breasts and tearing open their garments. at the end we all built up a funeral pyre in the middle of the dance floor and set it aflame. we were all feeling the inherent human connection through millennia old poetry, it was wild

in the club balding

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody

CRINGE POSTING ON MAIN

Wait sorry I forgot there was another flyer put up

Every time I think college can't get more wild, it does

Wait really that's what you guys did

Yeah! Turns out it was a part of the anti-cinema cinema club's way of trying to get new members. It was wild

i’m sorry did you say the anti-cinema cinema club

Reporting live from the club they are playing what appears to be a madoka amv of thank you for the venom mcr