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i was in class the other day and some guy raised his hand and said something really annoying and i saw the guy in front of me take a break from chess.com to text his friends in the class "let's jump this kid"

Guy doesn't even own a shirt, it turns out

I feel like I literally get 3000 scam calls day so sometimes I entertain it and let the class answer for me😂🤷🏾‍♀️

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.

Bird worked

Also for everyone in the notes who wanted to see the Bird: I've got these pics pinned on my blog too but here is The Boy

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.

Bird worked

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

my friend was taking to this kid behind me during French class but the class got really silent and the only thing we heard was “are you implying that I watched madagascar 3”

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

[me as one of jesus’s disciples] so yeah just to piggyback off of what christ was saying

first week of class vs last week of class 

My friend sent this to her Professor today

5 second artistic rendition of what i look like attending online classes