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This is from @ Smac on tiktok, better known for her series of videos imitating objects as they are crushed by a hydraulic press. Also featured in this video are Kristi Griffith and Malia Baker, who along with Smac are professional dancers.

They also give full credit to the chickens for the choreography, and they can be found @ Ilgallinaio_special

This is my comic. Thanks.

fuck it... bird sneaks

adult human chicken is still the greatest contribution to society terfs have ever produced

adult human chicken.

I loved all the tags about the chicken/hen mug and i felt it was right to show that its real and my FAVE item i own 🐓

Heh, I forget to share things here... I did this. My sister @matuschja helped me with secret procreate knowledge, so thanks for that, you little cupcake

i want there to be more fanfic aus where everything is the same but for one minor detail. everything is the same but there’s sentient animals wandering around. everything is the same but everyone is called gerry. everything is the same but two characters are siblings for no reason

At the Minnesota Fringe Festival in 2018 there was a show called “Hamlet, But Hamlet’s a Chicken.” It was more or less what it said on the tin. They had made arrangements to borrow some therapy chickens, and for any scene that needed Hamlet, an affectionate handler gently carried in that day’s chicken (it would be one specific chicken for any given performance, but they didn’t have one chicken play Hamlet the whole time as that would have stressed out the chickens) and set her on the stage and then the chicken got to wander around and do whatever she wanted as the other actors did the scene.

There was also, I think, a scene with swordfighting where it was “the fight scene, but everyone’s using pool noodles” and some other similarly bizarre changes, but the MAIN thing I remember

was Hamlet’s soliloquy

because they just announced, “Hamlet’s soliloquy!” and then brought out the chicken and set her on the stage and then let her just hang out being a chicken for like FIVE MINUTES and the entire audience watched, completely riveted. It helps that chickens are cute. At one point she fluffed up her feathers and everyone gasped. A+ show, would go see it again.

This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

Period appropriate chickens ("heritage breeds") do still exist, and even include some very fancy ladies, such as:

The Brahma, a popular giant known for its massive meat production and comically large eggs.

The cochin, seen here with gold and black 'lace' pattern

The barred plymouth, an incredible forager for lightly wooded terrain

The fayoumi, often regarded as The Oldest Breed of chicken

The wyandotte, a particularly good forager as well as a bulky, meaty bird.

The Minorca, a Spanish bird with stunning black feathers

And of course, the famous indonesian ayam cemani, which has black meat and bones

Old timey chickens often ARE the 'fancy' ones!

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well my four year old cousin just asked me if i was a boy or a girl so i think im doing it right

i told her i wasnt either of those and she asked me if i was a chicken

behold a nonbinary