I would trust his advice

I’m losing it over the community note.

My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

all of these ALSO coexist, specially in a p!nk concert

verdict: innocent

shoutout to hedonism. get naked and eat cheese

GET CHEESED!!!!

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

got curious about the etymology of French fromage given that it’s clearly not cognate with Spanish queso (which transparently comes from Latin cāseus, “cheese”) and looked it up to discover that it comes through Old French from Late Latin cāseus fōrmāticus (“shaped cheese, molded cheese”), but only the fōrmāticus part, so cheese in French is literally just something shaped

Grilled shapes sandwich

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

squeak now or forever hold ur cheese

observing shredded cheddar

I'm making myself sick over this