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saw this card today, shoutout fellow aros and/or aces!!

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

The bee guy is getting his own baseball card.

Which is sold out! https://www.topps.com/products/matt-hilton-2024-mlb-topps-now-reg-card-145.html

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

#did the exact opposite of this the other day when I handed the cashier at a book store my library card instead of my credit card#and we both just stared at in confusion for a solid 15 seconds before I went oh fuck I can’t use that here#and she said ‘oh I’m glad that was unintentional bc I thought I was gonna have to explain some hard truths about bookstores to you’ fhshsgag via @formereldestdaughter

we are the same, u and i.

he cheated on me so buy whatever u want

@warmachine68 @gray-ace-space here you go! It has been a pleasure.

AROMANTIC Uno Skip Cards!

ASEXUAL Uno Skip Cards!

I swear this post, and the aplatonic skip card post, will be my last one! I didn't realize how tiring to do this until now. I won't be doing this anymore. IbisPaint is free, you can use that.

Also, the complementary back of the card of course. I never forget that.

these bitches only existed on hallmark cards

They exist in my head and talk to each other while I drive to the.Store

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

Near, putting down a card: Ace of spades.

Mello, putting down an Uno card: Draw four!

Matt, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Linda, trembling: What are we playing?

greeting card that says “🎈🎉congrats on your apotheosis!🎉🎈”

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

!!!!!!!!!!

Vetalamierda

casino boyfriend but he doesnt know how to shuffle the cards so hes increasingly getting more distressed as the cards keep flopping out of his hands

hes crying. someone please retrieve their cringe fail casino boyfriend