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Me: *gets story idea*

Me: This is so obvious and clever it practically writes itself!

*later*

Narrator: It did not write itself.

Can we just talk about how Alexander Hamilton just straight up hijacked Dear Theodosia from being another Aaron Burr solo? Like, the song wasn’t called “Dear Theodosia and Phillip”. I just imagine Hamilton starting to sing to his own kid and Burr is just standing there all “What the fuck, Alexander?”