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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

the headboard is the stern

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

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roach-works

i spent too long on this and regret nothing

Nor should you, this is glorious

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apolladay
Anonymous asked:

How many walls is your bed against?

No walls, just freeballing in the middle of the room

One wall

Two walls

Three walls

Four walls

More than four walls? (How? Pentagonal bed?)

My bed setup changes too much/too often to have a clear answer

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apolladay
Anonymous asked:

How often do you make your bed?

Every day

A few days a week

Only when I have the time

Only when I'm expecting someone visiting

A few times a month

A few times a year

I never do

I don't sleep on a bed/something else (explain)

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toskarin

my single desire which has remained consistent through my entire life is "a bed as big as my entire room" and sadly it's just not possible

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cyberbun

Alaska King.

no. it is for me alone

"Day five of trying to put on the fitted sheets. I am still making my way to the northern corner, but I fear the south corner came loose. Supplies are running low, I hope they can somehow find my body by some miracle if I don't make it through this godforsaken ocean of linen."

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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

Avatar
paperjoshi

"left" and "right" are both relative terms determined relative to a person. The correct answers are port and starboard.

the headboard is the stern

Yeah this one seems pretty straightforward. I'm sure there's some exceptions, but every depiction I can think of, including IRL race car beds, agrees.

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roach-works

i spent too long on this and regret nothing

Nor should you, this is glorious

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