imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

yes these are my friends Diana Karkrash and Saul Myfolt I love them both dearly

vintage phone

I keep seeing memes about Edgeworth's dad but I'm not that far in the game so I assume his dad left him and I think I can understand why :/

OH NO NOW I FEEL BAD

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

my final piece for @eurekazine ! leftover sales are going on now until 3/1 so be sure to get your copy while you can :]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

i like not knowing how many ace attorney games there actually are because whenever i think i have it right fans suddenly rejoice that capcom finally announced an english release for a years-old spinoff no one else has ever heard of about a guy called some shit like Geoff deKiller

This post is actually so much better than you intended it to be because the 13-year-old spinoff getting its English release is agreed to be the best in the franchise by everyone who has the correct opinion, and it features the classic Ace Attorney 2 character named deKiller in 3 out of its 5 cases.

are you fucking serious.

Got tagged by @hexusproductions, thank you sm for the tag!!

aaaand I'm gonna tag @sketchy-galaxy, @ninesofeight, @aethersflames, and @rolanslide! go hog wild dudes

Eustace is actually a really good name for him. Plotwise, it truly makes me believe that his father didn't care for him.

This needs a caption

I mean in fairness I feel like most people would be a better lawyer than one or both of them after like a week of schooling if we're talking real-world qualifications

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Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

Aesthetic

Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo. 

As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid. 

But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.

Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!

In case you forgot, take a look at this!

If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint! 

And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!

well that was much shorter than usual

she fucking destroyed him that’s why it’s short

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i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

Y’all I can’t believe the “whistleblower assassination” and “literally falling apart in the sky” company is being represented by a man named Rich White

You could not call a character this in a movie because everyone would say “that’s not realistic” and yet!

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