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i'm kinda like who that death cab was for

i think this is why all my situationships fail

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

The thing is you read too much 19th century Brit Lit and that's literally just how you start to talk. Was speaking with a friend about another friend and I said "he's very agreeable, but he lacks discernment" like that was in any way a normal way to phrase that sentiment.

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget

this screencap must look so confusing to people who havent played this like what situation could possibly cause all three of these answers to be relevant at once

The Carroll Herald (August 24, 1897)

They’re a 10 but they’re playing Wizard 101 in 2022