Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

fun fact: farsightedness used to be as common as nearsightedness, until as recently as about 50 years ago, when nearsightedness suddenly exploded all over the world. now it's EVERYWHERE - and no one knows for sure why!

common sense has long blamed "near work" (i.e. reading and writing), or screen time, but research hasn't been able to show any correlation between these things and myopia. instead, one working theory is actually that not getting enough sunlight is to blame (studies comparing children whose schools allowed for more outside time versus those who had them mainly indoors seem to support this).

moral of the story: sun responsible for glitch which causes render distance limit to become inverted

thinking about how Hailstorm was turned into a SkyWing named Pyrite, a metal that is also known as “false gold”

Masterpost

(first image additions by @therealshootingstar )

Ok here's a poll game.

hold on does anyone have a screenshot of reigen’s cup chipping this ep. that’s actually great foreshadowing…. that’s probably the same cup from when he met mob and now that mob’s going on a rampage it’s starting to crack……. JEEZ

The Sea Beast by Shiyoon Kim #3

The parallel between Renfield keeping his spiders in a box and the brides being locked in their room was always there, but I like how the update makes it more obvious.

And Jonathan is the trapped fly waiting to be fed to the spiders.

“Most everything’s a matter of time,” he said. “We exist in it, time. And space,” he added thoughtfully, then snorted and said, “but then of course, space is just the physical aspect of time, in the same way that meat is the physical aspect of sentience.”

"i'm the personification of metamorphosis!" 🦋💚

Okay, how much do we want to bet Grime is a descendant of Barrel and that the box purposefully sent Anne, Sasha, and Marcy to the descendants of (or the actual person in Marcy’s case) Andrias, Barrel, and Leif when they got to Amphibia? To like, right the wrongs of the past and reunite the three friends?

who remembers these trippy ass motherfuckers and their fucken flying couch man that shit was insane

gonna go write some fanfic to honour anne rice’s memory, rip 

sorry u guys

continuing my “mcelradch” shitpost series:

hello and welcome to Zeiat’s amiibo corner, where i review the amiibo, a delightful new creation from the Humans that blends toy and game alike

HOOOLY SHIT GUYS I THINK I MANAGED TO ISOLATE THE UNKNOWN VOCALS FOR BIG SHOT?? (also sorry it’s so quiet!) So what I’m hearing is: “Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase–ha ha ha, all the suspense is making me wait, to tell you how much it’s ringing! Please Knight, answer the phone, pleaaaase–ha ha ha, all the suspense is, all the suspense is, tell me what you’re really selling!”

SO for clarity, the pleeeease part to me sounds like how his voice like. garbles/glitches sometimes in the song. and everything else i think pretty much speaks for itself?? if you guys think you hear anything else PLEASE let me know. ALSO the fact that if he’s actually saying ‘KNIGHT’ here, then like. that’s HUGE. my god dudes. ALSO. IF HE’S SAYING ‘Tell me what you’re really selling!’ does that mean Spamton DIDN’T KNOW what was being sold while he was marketing and being told what to do, and is in a way, asking the phone guy, what he’s actually selling, and it’s making Spamton get so big???