miss ma’am I love u and ur horrid diet

Why are there so many of these

need pussy from a man with fangs and claws

Professor Volkarin

this has reduced me to tears

what is your daylist title on spotify today?

generally i make fun of the orlesian version of an organisation more than any other but i’ve got to admit there’s no bitch as useless as a kinloch hold templar

lying awake at night thinking abt how jowan escaped. jowan. one singular blood mage apprentice. who was jowan. he was in the middle of the tower. the whole thing was planned by the templars. they knew he was coming. they caught him. in the middle of the circle. and then he. and then he just. how can i even say this without laughing. how did he get across the fucking lake

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It's just the house settling

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

Always hump the boot that kicks you or whatever they say

breakinge news

feets

Make that old man BLUSH!!