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A summary of Doctor Who
First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN'T CHESTERTON HELP ME
Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice
Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk
Fourth Doctor: I don't know what's going on I'm just making it up as I go along I promise it's like 62% safe here have a jelly baby
Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from
Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous
Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what's going on in fact I've planned most of it but I can't tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what's best so set fire to that building
Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny
Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather
Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT
Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN'T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET'S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I'm so alone