you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐
Rare Achievement Unlocked:
Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
He contacted the Innocence Project, which filed a federal habeas petition on his erection’s behalf and succeeded in overturning its conviction on grounds of evidence tampering, prosecutorial misconduct, and ineffective assistance of counsel. Finally, after more than a decade’s imprisonment for a crime it didn’t commit, he freed his erection.
You, an intellectual: He freed his erection
Me: He got his dick out
