anyway female characters get to be cunning and selfish and opportunistic too. y’all say you want strong female characters but the moment they show any kind of agency you crucify them while the male characters who show those same traits in the same media are excused or woobified. masculine characters get to be conflicted and self serving while we ascribe them hidden depths but god forbid a woman do something that’s not completely pure or altruistic for five goddamn seconds. 

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

HILDA

Homage to the 50’s pinup Hilda with my beautiful friend María, who is damn proud of her body and is never scared to show it.

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I now Stan both Hilda and Maria

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I need you all to know that the German translators turned “squeal, you pig” into “barbecue season has begun”

The Pittsburgh Morning Post; November 15th, 1845.

I kept wondering if I should post this but fuck it, I’ve read enough about him to know Stan would have loved it. 

The story goes that there was a magazine that wanted to do a story about Marvel Comics, and the reporter showed up with a photographer to shoot some images to use in the article. Someone cracked a joke about doing nude photos, and one of the other artists couldn’t even finish jokingly refusing before Stan Lee was taking his pants off. 

He was very saddened that Marvel put the kibosh on the magazine using this photo of him naked with a giant-sized Batman Vs. Hulk comic preserving his dignity. I like to think this is how he’d like to be remembered. Especially the sunglasses. 

Stan Lee was a marketing genius, a showman, a storyteller, he was flashy and he made a lot of really…strange business decisions, he made one VERY strange musical album, and he worked for Marvel Comics in one incarnation or another for over seventy-five years. He held some opinions I wouldn’t agree with, but he did a lot of good, too. 

He never thought of comics as respectable but he did think of them as important and that’s how I think of him: a flashy weirdo, but an important flashy weirdo. 

He chose Stan Lee as an alter ego, like many of his creations. He was saving his name, Stanley Lieber, for the career as a novelist he never quite got around to having, and in the end he said he was proud of Stan Lee. 

May your name be a blessing, Stan. 

i will never get over the fact that harry got a naked ass mermaid with a very distinct vagina tattooed on his forearm like

harry’s first pic holding his newborn child? mermaid pu$$y !

all the future family christmas cards? mermaid pu$$y !

no matter where he goes or what he does there will always be a mermaid snatch right there out in the open what an incredible concept

I did the thing where I thought this was talking about Harry Potter and my first thought was “I don’t remember that happening in that task in the triwizard tournament”

h/t Fipi Lele

…no.

business in the front spiders in the back

New Poison Ivy piece.

On Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/596459684/poison-ivy-art-painting-print-dc-comics?ref=shop_home_active_8

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW (via @unpretty)

Also, you know Alton Brown hates a unitasker, so he had to find a second use, I guess? #takeyourkinkstowork