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This was a marvel blog but who even knows anymore

@buckyisgone / buckyisgone.tumblr.com

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fslut

Straights couldnt handle our complicated relationship with gender and how we wore it like an accessory to be removed and changed to our liking so they watered down twink bear butch and femme to mean “the boy of the relationship and the girl of the relationship” and ended up retroactively changing how some of us approach the damn terms in our own community and I hate it

Every day im mad about these stupid fucking binaries jfc

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polomz

The only binary *I* know is

A) terfs

B) people who deserve to live

You can only be one or the other

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podencos

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

Bitch, it’s called trauma! We’re all limping through a fuckin pandemic!

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Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

This basically sums up all his tweets

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

golf:

  • wastes crazy amounts of space and water
  • soul-crushingly boring
  • extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)
  • prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

  • 18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water
  • a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to
  • easy to get into, but difficult to master
  • cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)
  • BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)
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creekfiend

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

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