What if Steve and Bucky were soulmates but then discover that Bucky’s soulmate is actually captain America and when he gives sam the shield, it suddenly changes I think that would be the funniest thing to ever happen and I reinstalled my tumblr app just to post this thank you and goodnight

Steve: can I stay at your house everyone I know is trying to kill me but if they know you’re involved they might kill you too :/

Sam:

Steve: can you look for my best friend for me I would do it myself but I gotta fight these robots :/

Sam:

Steve: hey can you go against the us government with me I disagree with them so I’m going to do what I want you might get in trouble though :/

Sam:

Steve: welcome back it’s 2023 and you’ve been dead for five years I’m sure you want a break but can you be captain america normally I’d do it myself but I’m 93 :/

Sam:

I asked my dad for each of their names and this is what he said:

Steve: bucky?

Bucky: who the hell is bucky

Steve, to Sam, Natasha bleeding out, Maria, and the shield/hydra agent in the back of the van:

Bucky: you couldn’t have done that earlier?

Sam: I hate you

Peter, through the airport window after webbing them on the floor together in his version of a getting along t-shirt:

Sam, pretending to be an employer to help bucky with his job interview: so, what are your flaws?

Bucky: I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

Bucky: …No…Don’t sue me, that’s the opposite of the point I’m trying to make.

Sam:

Bucky: your mom’s name was Sarah. You used to wear newspapers in your shoes

Steve: ☺️ can’t read that in a museum ☺️

Sam:

tag yourself Team Cap version ft. Natasha