The 12 types of armys (okay there are MANY TYPES like there are “armys” who arent even appreciative of these boys but here are some that are worth while)
1. The disser
“what a bunch of dorks”
“do they think there cool?”
By disser I mean the one who jokes around with BTS. The one who calls them dorks and always gets happy by there silliest moments. Their jokes are harmless but are like that friend you have who has that “tough love” attitude. Sometimes the disser can be a noona acting like these 7 are a bunch of funny kids.
2. The mother or the noona
This army will make sure BTS is fucking healthy, safe, and happy. They dont give a shit they live half way around the world using there mother like powers they will make sure BTS is safe always checking in on there whereabouts. Mostly the mother will be a noona always making sure her babies are in good condition.
3. The philosophist
This army will live, breathe, and eat all of there songs. Each lyric will end up a live lesson for them, all of their achievements will motivate them and have a really spiritual relationship with these 7 boys.
4. The know it all
This army has been there from the beginning. You really dont know if she’s a fan or a secretary. BTS is like her job, she has all the links and all their info.
She knows their awards, birthdays. important dates and give her a gif and she will find the link in an instant.
5. The pretty boy
BTS will be the most beautiful oppas or....hyungs!!! This army has laid there eyes on. They will dream about how beautiful J-hopes jawline is or how nicely Jungkook’s hair falls in place. There facial features will really mess with there hormones.
6. Personality freak
This army will know so much about there personality they wont even look at there faces. Each of there personality traits will motivate them and may even catch on in their everyday lifestyle.
7. The dreamer
Even if it may be unrealistic this army will dream about how it will feel to marry Yoongi or how a date with Taehyung would be. They would dream to meet them one day and even plan out what they will say.
8. The overly excited army
This army is questionable....mostly obnoxious. This army would make sure every single inside joke is overrated saying the most basic things. All in all this is the type of army who would tell everyone they know that they like BTS and write BTS in crayola marker on all there belongings. They cry over the smallest things and will most probably scream oppa like 987489 times at a fansign.
9. The secret ARMY
This army has been there done that. They know so much about BTS that they don’t even show it or don’t bother to. Its not particularly a bad thing but they have feels inside of them and don’t show it.
10. The part time army
Again questionable. Theyve been with the boys for a while and know a lot, they are not exactly a new army but someone who not so much OBSESSED WITH THEM but not exactly not part of the sqaud.They occasionally been there for them but sometimes not there at all. They love them and adore them like any other fan should.
11. The ones who just fucking done aka me
okay i wont even explain this but this army is just done....DONE
12.. The Awesome Representative MC for Youth aka ARMY
This is what a Army should be. This army will be there thick and thin for every single member. Cherishing the funny moments in videos, loving the boys inside out, supporting there decisions,and really making sure that the boys feel loved.
BTS’s music will empower them, there personalities will make them laugh, BTS will be there for this army when they are down and this army will be there for BTS to remind them that they are humans who are worth it.
So tell me...
Who are you?
#ThestrugglesofMamaJin Ep.1
When his children can't even speak the proper dialect for singing "Happy Birthday" in Korean.
IM JAMLESS AND I KNOW IT
WHEN I WALK IN THE DORM (YEAH)
THIS IS WHAT I SEE (OKAY)
NAMJOON HYUNG IS STARING AT ME
I GOT PASSION IN MA ABS
BUT IM SO AFRAID TO SHOW SHOW SHOW IT (YEAH)
IM JAMLESS AND I KNOW IT
*what i do in ma spare time*
Moral of the video............
if you use korean face masks...you’ll look like V and Jimin........
LAMI+NAMJOON=LAMJOON
Its real people..
our babies shall be called namsoon
So heres ma really bad quality reaction video to Rap Monster’s fantastic…. looking back at this makes me cry..the sound quality is horrible...man...
this is actually disturbing
not jimins laugh
but mine
OMFG ME AND MY FRIEND XD Like last year I took a photo with my friend and my other bae bts-exo-phan found the pic in her camera roll and did this I AM DEAD ! OMFG THIS IS SO ACCURATE! In our friend circle I play J-hope and she plays Jimin so this is so accurate XD
Proof that me and my friends are like bangtan, we took this before the V app video came out XDDD
jimin REALLY got no jams
sorry, I didn’t mean to press submit. Anyway, can I get a selca ship with bts please?
hello, I just wanted to say that I love your blog and appreciate how hard you work :) anyways, I was wondering if you’re still doing ships. If so then could you ship me with one of the boys please. I’m 5'2, have brown hair and blue eyes. I’ve been vegan for over a year now which is great. I’d best describe myself as quiet amongst a group of people but loud when alone with a few people. I’m lazy as hell but enjoy going for walks on the occasion. I appreciate someone with a passion. I’m very blunt and somewhat sarcastic at times. Have a great day :)
Thank you for your submissions <3 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH! Your absolutely gorgeous!!
In BTS.........I ship you with.......
JIMIN!
Jimin would fine you absolutely gorgeous, loving your eyes and finding you very attractive. He would respect how your vegan and would love how your a bit quiet, he would find it entertaining when he gets to know you better and helped you open up to him! He has a big passion for music and dance and would love to share that with you!
THANK YOU! HAVE A NICE DAY!