jin: how is the most beautiful person in the world? namjoon: *blushes* namjoon: i guess i’m fi- jin: *looking in mirror* jin: oh! i wasn’t talking to you, i was talking to myself
taehyung: hyung! what colour is the.. namjoon: the what taehyung? taehyung: the reverse floor! namjoon: the ceiling is white taehyung
BTS Group Chat 22.0
jin: what do you call a dog doctor? jin: a dogtor *yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
BTS Group Chat 20.0
jin: where do dogs go when they’ve lost their tail? taehyung: where? jin: the retail store *yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
namjoon: you’re a dork jin: you’re a dnife namjoon: why do i love you
taehyung: what if the g in gif is silent yoongi: go the fuck to sleep taehyung: what gif i don’t want to yoongi: fuck off
BTS Group Chat 18.0
jin: hey guys jin: why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? jimin: why hyung..? jin: because they had no jin: chemistry *hoseok and 5 others have left the group*
tales of min yoongi, the third wheel
jin: *drinking milk* namjoon: don’t remind me of last night babe yoongi: are you fucking serious i’m right here
BTS Group Chat 17.0
jin: i tried to take a photo of fog today jin: but i jin: mist *yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
how many times must this be said. appreciate.every.member!
if this ain’t hoseok
unsure about how i feel about this
taehyung: i just rode in this horse and it was the biggest thing i’ve ever ridden jimin: well you obviously haven’t ridden jungkook taehyung: what? jimin: what?
i decided to take the piss outta myself this #ARMYSelcaDay
Who's most to least likely to be overly obsessed with american food?
okay I’m gonna start this by saying i am not from america nor have i ever been so i don’t know what sort of food yous have over there, but i will give this a shot lmao I’m sorry
MOST
Jin - okay so i put Jin first cos everyone knows how much he loves his food, and honestly trying new foreign food i can see him getting hooked on it quite quickly if he enjoyed it
Jungkook/Taehyung - these two again, like momma Jin, love their food and if they enjoyed it then i can see them getting easily hooked on it
Yoongi - he has said that he loves “New York Steak” isn’t that just like every other steak around the world??? anyways i can see him also getting easily hooked on food i think he already has but yeah he seems to enjoy it
Namjoon/Hoseok - these two love their Korean food, but i can still see them getting easily hooked on maybe the sweeter foreign foods?? do yous have like some special chocolate over there?? but yeah i feel these two have a slight sweet tooth so i think they’d get easily hooked on the sweeter foods more then the saviour foreign foods
Jimin - now i put Jimin last because he was insecure about his weight at some point in time which is stupid because he is and has always been a perfect little bean but i do know that a lot of foods in america can be fattening ( or is that just a stereotype??) but i think although he may enjoy the food he would make sure he wouldn’t get to hooked on it, because he could still have those little insecurities and he might be worried that he could get “fat” wHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM
LEAST
Most to least likely to date a fan
okay i’m gonna be real here and say all of them would be open to dating a fan buuut i’ve gotten a couple of asks asking me to a most to least to date a fan so here we go
MOST
Taehyung/Hoseok - i don’t know why but i feel these to would just love to date a fan Yoongi - he has said before for ARMYs to keep their fourth finger empty and that if we had partners we were traitors lmao Namjoon/Jimin - i think these two would love to have a fan as their partner… you could help them with a dance or music and give them your opinion and they could use the advice of an ARMY considering that’s who they will be performing for Jin/Jungkook - i don’t think these guys would care that much, you are still human and if they loved you, the fact that you’re a fan wouldn’t matter to them :)
LEAST
okay let's be real here namjoon probably hurt his foot whilst trying to seduce seokjin like cmon boy let's be real here