my first 280 character tweet
yoongi: seriously? right in front of my salad?!
jimin: how?
jin: they
jin: planet
*yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
taehyung: hey yoongi hyung?
yoongi: what.
taehyung: do you think that dogs have their own beyoncé? like dogyoncé?
yoongi: kim taehyung it’s 2 in the morning i swear to god
happy birthday to my ult bias park jimin♥️
taehyung: wow that’s the fourth time hoseok rejected you
yoongi: wow that’s the fourth time you’ve been rejected for cypher
tag yourself i’m yoongi
!boyfriend jeon jungkook¡
!boyfriend kim taehyung¡
!boyfriend park jimin¡
namjoon: i’m a confident driver
jin: you almost hit someone!
namjoon: confidently!
jin: why is swiss cheese gods favourite cheese?
jin: because it’s
jin: holy
*yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
jin: how is the most beautiful person in the world? namjoon: *blushes* namjoon: i guess i’m fi- jin: *looking in mirror* jin: oh! i wasn’t talking to you, i was talking to myself
jin: what do you call a dog doctor? jin: a dogtor *yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
jin: where do dogs go when they’ve lost their tail? taehyung: where? jin: the retail store *yoongi and 5 others have left the group*
jin: hey guys jin: what language do they speak at the center of the earth? jimin: what..? jin: core-ean *jimin and 5 others have left the group*
jin: hey yoongi, you know what they say, a spoon full of SUGA helps to swallow the medicine namjoon: well i sure don’t need a spoon full of sugar to swallow you down yoongi: are you fucking serious!?
