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I just saw a wizard-as-fantastical-species shitpost and a maid-as-fantastical-species shitpost on my dash back to back, and now I'm kind of wondering what the maid equivalent of the classic "just a robe, a hat, and a pair of eyes" interpretation of the wizard-as-species would be.

(To be clear, what I'm asking is not "what would it look like if you put Orko in a maid dress"; I'm asking what it would look like if you constructed that type of extreme stylisation from first principles!)

I want to say something along the Fantasia route. If it's a species and not an item that's just brought to life, cats are supposed to be one of the cleanliest creatures. So, some form of feline, with a puffy fluffy tail to use as a duster. Cats are also already considered a liquid with how they can squeeze into things so take that a step further and now they can secreet cleaning fluids from their toe beans, making it easier to glide across a dirty floor and mop it. Possibly some sort of black and white long hair with the fur styled to look like a maids dress or butlers jacket.

I just saw a wizard-as-fantastical-species shitpost and a maid-as-fantastical-species shitpost on my dash back to back, and now I'm kind of wondering what the maid equivalent of the classic "just a robe, a hat, and a pair of eyes" interpretation of the wizard-as-species would be.

- robe (frilly dress)

- hat (bonnet)

- magical staff (broom)

they're the same creature

He was really putting those blorbos in situations huh

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tumblrinas need to see this

In a world where being a robot is illegal. And people are racist towards robots. The robots are trying to have a heavyhanded civil rights movement. There's robot super crack that gives robots super powers. All robot racism comes from Senator Racism, who is running for president.

Our protagonists, model minority robot, and nice cop, must work together to ensure that Senator Racism is not elected. And guess what? They are lesbians.

Model Minority Robot is childhood best friends with Terrorist Robot, who is sympathetic but goes too far and is a villain now.

Nice Cop looks up to Older Cop, who is eventually revealed to be Very Racist, or corrupt. There is a scene where Nice Cop says racism is bad and walks away from something dramatically. Nothing fundamentally changes.

Alternatively, instead of Model Minority Robot, you got Rebel Robot, who puts up an aloof, anit-authoritarian facade, but then Nice Cop recovers their Tragic Backstory and reveals they're just hiding their sadness.

After Senator Racism is defeated, all of Rebel Robot's problems are solved and they become Model Minority Robot. And a cop as well.

Metaphor: reFantazio really stares you dead in the eye and says 'democracy is not some magical system that ensures moral good. Even if you could take away all the barriers and practical difficulties, even if you could guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that the entire nation voted, and the vote could not be tampered with, and that it was a genuine expression of their true belief of who was most fit to rule with no other concerns taken into consideration- that still would not keep people from elevating strongmen and demagogues and tyrants. Their is no promise that the 'will of the people' will always be the most moral, the most practical, or the most wise choice. People are short sighted and easily swayed and ruled by their biases and instincts, and more then that they often lack the time energy and understanding to make the most wise choice.'

And then as you are staring into the black void of hopelessness it keeps going and says 'And that's okay. People have lived beneath unjust, imperfect systems since the dawn of civilization. All these things, from Republics, to Theocracies, to Monarchies, to Dictatorships- they are all human creations and so reflect human flaws. It's okay. It doesn't mean you stop living, stop helping other people, stop trying to do the best for those you care for. It doesn't absolve you of your duties and responsibilities to others. Dream of a better world, and do what you can for the people you can and you might just make the world a better place, the same way everyone throughout history has- one day a time, and one choice after another.'

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

I have never recovered from this illustration by Scott Cameron for Barbara Nichol’s “Beethoven Lives Upstairs.”

this was a historical moment in television

Apparently the rights to do this set back the budget for the rest of the season to like $5 and a peanut butter sandwich but it was abso-fucking-lutely worth every red cent

I cannot believe my dash did this.

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

>in the new zootopia movie, judy and nick go undercover to spy on a suspected criminal of a non-mammilian species using presumably zpd funding to carry out sting operations

uh oh

It's kind of funny, actually, when you realize they probably came with this plot to keep from having to advertise characters in cop uniforms in a post-George Floyd world. Real "out of the frying pan, into the oven" moment

biting screaming scratching at the walls. sega let me make a sonic storybook odyssey

biting screaming scratching at the walls. sega let me make an amy spinoff game

biting screaming scratching at the walls. sega let me in. let me iiiiinnnn

hey if the metarex saw everything that cosmo saw. does that mean they had to witness the chaotix's dumbass shenanigans. dark oak just sitting there banging his head on the table as these aliens with negative braincells keep trying to get his 8yo daughter a date with the kid who keeps trying to blow up his army

pale bayleaf: wait, dark oak, we are able to see through cosmo's eyes and hear through her ears! why are we searching this planet for her team? we can just find her location easily.

dark oak: no we can't

pale bayleaf: wh-what do you mean? did something happen? did they discover our plot?

dark oak: no

pale bayleaf: then?? is she separated from them? injured?

dark oak: no

pale bayleaf: then what is going on

dark oak: she's hiding out with the fucking chaotix and i can't stand listening to them for more than three seconds at a time.

pale bayleaf:

pale bayleaf: dude

dark oak: they're so fucking annoying, bayleaf

This screams Sonic X Abridged to me.

you joke but me and cori have come up with SO many jokes while watching sonic x that we could totally make a sonic x abridged if we ever had the fucking focus