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Ok so my brother got this Marvel poster book and I thought it looked pretty cool so I decided to check it out

I was laughing at this one for hours

I love how in character these all are

what even is this book

thIS IS WHERE I LOST MY SHIT

when scully’s not home

#IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM #IT’S PUNK ROCK AND IT’S MY LIFE #IT’S WHO I AM #IT’S THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AND THE BEATING OF MY HEART #LEAVE ME ALONE

brendon urie: literally stands up on stage and declares that he would have fucked guys if he’d went to college before singing a bisexual anthem anons: he’s straight

you can still be straight and experiment a little

i love heterosexuals

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

"Dong," he said. "Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong."

"What’s that?" said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

"Open up," he said, unzipping. "That’s the fuck doorbell."

repeat after me

This map shows the longest straight line one can travel on land without crossing any major bodies of water.

ideal spot for egg hatching

what

when your fave is being problematic but you love them too much to turn on them

watch this its urgent

THIS POSTER WAS IN OUR LIVING ROOM WHEN I ARRIVED INTO THE HOUSE