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sententiousandbellicose
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captainwondyful

It’s Tuesday.  Steve Rogers #1 comes out tomorrow.  We only have a short opportunity to kill sales.  And make no mistake, killing sales is the ONLY WAY Marvel will listen.  Please encourage people to NOT buy the comic this week.  Please encourage people to pull it from their pull list.  Or, if it was on your pull list, to not buy it.  Force the stores to have a blacklog.  I normally don’t like to do anything that will hurt the LCS; I’m willing to make an expectation with this.

And MOST of all, please tweet @nickspencer and @Marvel on twitter with your disgust.  (I’ve been using #CapIsNotHydra unless someone can think of something better.)  They need to know this blatant disregard for Captain America’s Jewish creators and their intentions for the character is unacceptable and not something we will support.      

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why-i-love-comics

just so everyone know’s nick is retconing caps past so he was helped by some nazi lady or something else bad writery, I’m not going to post any panels from it but I’ve read it and confirm it’s as bad as everyone is thinking, really would recommend skipping it even besides the cap being a nazi thing it’s a total snooze fest

Honestly, this is well intentioned but it’s not just this week you have to worry about because this is a series based on Captain America, a character created in direct response to how Jewish writers felt about Nazis and WWII, being a Marvel equivalent Nazi. So if you just skip this comic and start buying it, they learn nothing. This has already been given at least a five issue run.

This is an entire series you should not buy so that Marvel understands the outrage and hopefully remembers the history that led to Cap and Marvel comics being what they are.

If you want to put an end to this, Don’t Buy Captain America: Steve Rogers. At all.

      Y'all clearly don’t know shit about Marvel if you think Hydra = Nazis. Do your research? ?? Because you are just spreading misinformation and causing drama and being ridiculous.

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why-i-love-comics

(Captain America #148)

#Fake Nerd Fanboy strikes again#honestly why would you drag yourself going against why-i-love-comics lmaoooo#Steve Rogers#Captain America
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anaplatanos
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lgbtmazight

i don’t care if there’s a twist. i don’t care if he’s being mind-controlled or if it’s his evil twin. i don’t give a SHIT. this is a character who was created by a jewish writer and a jewish artist as a statement against hitler, a statement against latent american support of nazism. you’re making your jewish readers witness this character saying the marvel equivalent of HH. i don’t care about the context. this is nasty. this is so nasty . who greenlighted this who thought oh, this is a good idea, no way this could go wrong 

#Captain America#Steve Rogers
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returnofthejudai

Re: Captain America

I see a lot of people up in arms about the possibility of Steve Rogers joining Hydra. Well, it’s not true.

The source of that story, The Outhousers, is satire.

From the About Page:

The Outhouse has basically done for comics news what The Onion did for regular news, shown how ridiculous and formulaic and wrong it all is.
-Punchy

My advice to people is that before you pass along concerns about an inflammatory story make sure that it is has been reported by a reliable source, preferable multiple reliable sources.

There is plenty to be pissed at Marvel at from a Jewish perspective. Plenty. But they haven’t done this.

#Captain America#Steve Rogers#Marvel#thank newton
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scyllaya
Fandom: *reduces character to like 2-3 traits*
Fandom: *exaggerates the shit out of these traits*
Fandom: *ignores nearly all the change and development character has beyond their debut*
Fandom: *thinks their flawed interpretation of the character is canon*
Fandom: "WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY BEING SO OOC?! STUPID CREATORS DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR OWN CHARACTERS!!"
#Steve Rogers#Bucky Barnes#Natasha Romanoff
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beatingsofabesottedheart2
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katsofmeer

god i just imagine steve texting sam throughout the entirety of aou, trying to convince him to join the avengers

  • “i don’t know if you’ve heard but we actually all get great dental/health plans through SI”
  • “ultron can fly…………. you can fly………… interesting”
  • “didn’t jump off any tall things all day since ur not here to catch me :////”
  • “sam if u join the avengers i can stare at you lovingly we can see each other everyday”
  • “thor says all avengers are welcome to use the bifrost to travel, didn’t you say you liked space that one time? huh. weird coincidence.”
  • “how do you feel about spandex?”
  • “wHOA!!!1!! just saw some WILD birds! lots of them!! just a lot of birds. so many. i’d send pics but my phone’s broken anyway haha too bad you’re not here, it’s weird how many birds the avengers run into like just unbelievable haha sam pls i miss u”
#this is so accurate#haha sam pls i miss u#ultron can fly…………. you can fly………… interesting#stevesam#american airlines#Steve Rogers#Sam Wilson#Avengers
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neenya

TINY STEVE WOULD FUCKIN WRECK CATCALLERS CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT LITTLE PRE-SERUM SHIT BACK IN BROOKLYN IF SOMEONE WAS HOOTING AND HOLLERING AT A GIRL ON THE STREET HE WOULD LAUNCH ALL NINETY POUNDS OF ASTHMA AT THEM WHILE BUCKY GETS THE GIRL TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND DOUBLES BACK TO GET HIS TINY ANGRY CHIHUAHUA OF A BEST FRIEND OUT OF THE FRAY

#TINY ANGRY CHIHUAHUA#Steve Rogers#Bucky Barnes
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grootiepie
covetedtouch asked:

hey emily! i was wondering (since youve done stevebucky) if you could share your top 5-10 headcanons for stevepeggy (assuming they had a happy life together ha ha HA)???? please please pleaqse?????!?

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drop-deaddream-deactivated20160 answered:

This is probably going to get out of hand. 

1. Steve wanted to honeymoon somewhere tropical, and it was the biggest mistake of their lives. His hideous sunburn healed within the hour, but Peggy had to sleep on her stomach for a month and literally still will not let it go when they are both 75

2. They always go to Howard’s parties, and at the end of Howard’s parties the men are always like, “Wouldn’t the wife prefer to join the ladies in the sitting room while the men talk business?” To which Peggy replies, “The wife would rather have a cigar and some bourbon, I think.”

3. That one time Steve saw Peggy in the gold dress and literally suffered some kind of very small aneurysm and had to sit down for a second 

4. That one time Steve tried to propose marriage in a park but got kind of nervous and fumbled the ring and they spent the next ten minutes looking for it in the grass

5. Steve Rogers vs. 1950’s Menstruation Products 

6. RIP all the people who have to work with Steve and Peggy on covert ops. Good luck not having a heart attack every two seconds. Good luck also getting out of their way after a successful mission. Don’t go into the conference room. Just leave the door closed. Just don’t do it.

7. The Carter-Rogerses fighting side by side. Steve Rogers: cool jiujitsu ballet moves, doing flips and shit. Peggy Carter beside him: literally just beating the shit out of a guy with a stapler. Peggy tosses her hair back. Steve finishes his cool death pirouette. Next target.

8. Steve coming in to visit Peggy at the office. Agent Thompson not recognizing him right away. “Carter, bring us some sandwiches. Make mine ham.” Just think about it. Just let that settle in. Just savor that for a second. Just savor all of the money that Steve now owes the SSR because he may have accidentally broken some government property while he was busy acquainting Thompson’s face with his desk. 

8. On a more serious note, the weird truce that Sousa and Steve reach? This unspoken we-both-love-her-and-that-won’t-change-but-I’m-her-husband agreement?

9. When they get in fights and Steve retreats to the couch of his own volition. When they get in fights, and he wakes up in the middle of the night, because Peggy is wedging herself in beside him. She pinches him on the arm. “Sorry,” Steve murmurs. “Hush, I’m trying to sleep,” Peggy tells him.

10. Sometimes friends come over and want to see Steve’s sketchbooks. Sometimes Steve forgets to put That Sketchbook away. “HAHAHA,” Steve says loudly, smacking it out of Angie’s hands, “WELL THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT FILLED WITH NAKED DRAWINGS OF MY WIFE.”

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WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

11. Carter vs. Rogers: The Epic One-Armed Push Up Tournament of 1947

12. Peggy Carter, slightly tipsy, putting her head on Steve’s shoulder in public. I feel like she isn’t very tactile, especially because they’re around colleagues so much. But then sometimes a tiny miracle happens.

13. The fact that neither of them can cook beyond boiling something? A literal recipe for disaster that spanned from 1945-1948

14. Steve and Peggy just horsing around at the office when they stay late and no one else is there. Like, not even sexually: Peggy flicks his ear, and then it’s on. Finally he flips her over his shoulder and she’s smacking him and shrieking laughing and someone knocks on the door and they’re both like AHEM, YES, AGENT? WE HAVE MERELY BEEN DOING PAPERWORK

15. Peggy going with Steve to the Met for the first time. Cries

#HOW PERFECT IS THIS#Peggy Carter#Steve Rogers#Steggy
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