TERFs seem to think it’s homophobic for me to be a gay man. As if gay men don’t know what they’re getting into when they date a trans man or something.

Fellas is it hetero to have sex with a man

tell me something nice

if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.

if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

I love everything about mycoremediation, but also

Slightly on the topic of removing toxic waste:

A hairdresser noticed that with oil spills, one of the biggest issues was the impact on wildlife because oil loves clinging to fur and feathers.

They used felting methods to create like a mat of hair & used it on a small scale test & it worked really well, the hair mainly stayed on top of the water like the oil & absorbed it like a sponge while leaving creatures & plants alone.

NASA is now working on large scale uses with the help of donated clippings from hair dressers and pet groomers.

And the hair can then be composted with the help of mushrooms.

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

you have to be so so super careful with times like 7:35 because it looks really similar to the animal known as 7:30 which is only halfway through the hour except it wants so so bad to be a distant and far off creature called 8 pm, and if you let it, it will be

The Protecteurs of Wawa. Or the Lake Guardians. Either is fine

LMAOOOOOO

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

AND WHAT A LONG WAY WE’VE COME!

Ok i need to know are these still the chapter titles

oh those aren’t the chapter titles, those are the first lines in each chapter.

this is a chapter title:

some time last month, I actually saw a turn signal on a BMW. clear as day, the left turn blinker, unmistakable and real.

it turned right.

across a lane of traffic.

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

This post has 1 closing super parenthesis. Legend speaks of its evil counterpart...

may i?

Don't do it!

pretty please?

DO IT!

GET FUCKED !

lol. lmao

nothin i do ever works