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Ever wanted to see a secretary bird make out with a lammergeier? Nah, me neither. 

REMEMBER THE BIRD BL DOUJINSHI?

Here are a couple of sample images from both FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Eden~ and FORBIDDEN BIRD BOY LOVE ~Paradice Reguined~ or, as the cover puts it, “BL of the bird, by the bird, for the bird.”

I’m not going to scan either of them more than this, because the creators were nice enough to make them available for international buyers to purchase (here) and (here). (Oops, the first one is sold out.)

It’s mostly short cute stories with totally accurate depictions of birds; I can identify most of the species visually, and it’s weird shit like nightjars and gay penguins and swallows and burrowing owl x king vulture and kiwi x ostrich and all that sort of shit. A+ would buy again.

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BIRD YAOI WHICH IS FOR BIRDS

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I don’t like short dresses. I can’t seem to control my expression and legs at the same time, the photos always turn out a mess :( 

Anyway! Flower dress and headpiece are all finished, step by step instructions for this dress can be found on my blog, and a video tutorial for the headpiece is here

The whole thing is sheer, but you can’t really tell because the petticoat is white and i’m very pale ;;

It was designed, drafted, made, and worn by me! Took 16-ish hours to make, spread over a seven day period. Has about sixty dollars worth of fake flowers in it and several yards of silk organza, poly chiffon, and tulle.

I was a fun and easy little project. I enjoyed it.

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Description: Engineer Amor Munoz has created this sewable circuit board that allows non-engineers to create circuits. She drives from town-to-town in Mexico, letting the working class build circuits with her for 12 times their average pay. More info: http://bit.ly/SO9E9n

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Messenger Bags, Backpacks, Hip Bags, Bicycle Panniers and Festival Water Bottle Bags by LeaflingoOo in Budapest, Hungary

Summer Festival SALE! 10% Off all Fanny Packs in our Etsy Shop ‘till August 1st ! Apply coupon code SUMMERFESTIVAL at checkout for the discount.

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ITS DONE! MY PARTY POISON COSPLAY IS DONE!! I’m super excited to cosplay him this weekend at animarathon, please ignore how shitty the lines are on the jacket I ran out of paint to fix it and won’t have time to fix it before the small con this Saturday

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What You Don’t Know About Beauty and the Beast:

Some backstory: due to this little discussion, I was considering writing a continuation/expansion of Beauty and the Beast. I read up on it and found out everything I thought I knew about it was wrong.

-It was created by one, singular, female author in 1740: Madame Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve

-It is not a retelling of a pervasive folklore like Perrault’s Cinderella, for example. It was influenced by folklore but is an original story and is very “post” the fairy tales you might be familiar with. The story is also influenced by women who gathered together and told each other revisions of fairy tales in Parisian salons.

-It’s over 100 pages long

-Though written simply and in a straightforward manner, the characters have personalities and are much more complex in their emotions than a normal folkloric tale. They behave in a diverse and fairly realistic manner to their situations. The Beast’s mother in particular is a complex woman, protective of her son and a capable military leader but not progressive in her attitude towards marrying below your station.

-Women are overwhelmingly the masters of the plot and outnumber the men in number and priority.

Female players include:

  • Belle/Beauty
  • A nice Fairy
  • A jerk Fairy (called Mother of the Seasons)
  • The Queen of the Fairies
  • A Fairy-who-is-a-Queen (these are different)
  • A Queen/the Beast’s mother
  • Belle’s shallow (though fairly realistically so) sisters who are treated as a collective

-It contains considerable world-building. Fairy language, Fairy law, Fairy influence over monarchies, Fairy hierarchy, Fairy magic are all things she depicts. (eat your heart out, Tolkien fans).

-The curse is broken halfway through the book. The rest is devoted to comments on class, monarchy, marrying for love vs. status, appropriate conditions for love, and marrying below your station among other things.

-The Beast is cursed to punish his mother.

-The book’s plot turns out to be entirely due to the machinations of The Mother of the Seasons and the long-game trap/revenge story orchestrated by the Nice Fairy to defeat The Mother of the Seasons Fairy.

-The book takes place in a specific time period rather than in a nebulous “before-time”, somewhere, as I figure, between 1669 to the early 1700s. It might even be contemporaneous to when it was published. It references the age piracy, revolutions, the merchant class, the presence of slavery, Belle watching comedies, operas, and plays the Fair of St. Germain, and a Janissary battle.

-The Beast’s Queen mother led troops into battle for several years, put down a revolt and defeated an encroaching enemy monarch.

And this is only a partial list.

If you’d like to read the original version by Madame de Villeneuve, it’s collected in a book by J. R. Blanche.

It’s available for free:

Archive.org (they don’t mention her name in the author list but it’s there)

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Anonymous asked:

Nice blog, but I must say in regards to your tag zombies.. Some photos do get re-blogged from other sites like weheartit and imgfav.. And the tags automatically go through along with what might be written underneath.. So it's not always the person posting it who has done that with a purpose to boost it's popularity.

Yes, I am quite aware of that, hence the term “tag zombie.”  If I thought they were physically typing in those tags on their own, I’d call them, I dunno, “post pimps” or something. 

For the record, I have no problem with posting from We Heart It, but nobody needs 20 various, irrelevant tags that just clog up tracked tag pages (it’s only the first five tags that make it to those pages, anyway; at that point you’re just cluttering up your own blog if your tags are visible—unless you have an extremely thorough personal tagging system).

Here’s a little fun fact for anyone using We Heart It:  you can edit the tags yourselves before posting on Tumblr!  No, really, you can!  (At least from a computer, I don’t know how easy it is from a mobile device.)

Here’s how

(note:  I used Chrome for this, I’m not sure what other browsers are like)

When you get your image, you’ll get a “share” button that looks like this

Which will take you to a window like this

Obviously, for the purposes of this tutorial, you’d be selecting the “Tumblr” option. 

From here you’ll get a pop-up window like this

See the “advanced” tab in the bottom right corner?

Click that little baby, and it’ll bring you to this

And, voilà!  In the box titled “Tag this post,” you can edit the tags to make sure they are correct!  (I’d also suggest checking out the tracked tags on Tumblr before doing this, as well).

Expert level:  replace the We Heart It source to the actual source!  You know, the person who created the content, not a website that just collects and distributes the work. 

So, there you have it, We Heartlings, go forth and blog responsibly!

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