artist + salaryman arc

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

I didn’t know I was waiting on this my entire life, but there it is.

ALRIGHT GUYS A COMPANY I USED TO WORK FOR IS GOING PUBLIC AND ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL LOVE WHAT IT DOES

LET’S SAY YOU WANT TO GIVE YOUR SWEET FRIENDS SOMETHING EQUALLY FUCKING SWEET FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT THEY’RE SHY ABOUT GIVING OUT THEIR ADDRESS BECAUSE, MAN, THE...

it begins

Hopefully this will be helpful.

INSTANT trick to make your stuff look super professional. 

do you ever just

realise

that one of your friends

male or female

is like, really hot?

but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way

but in a

‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’

*marries u but only as a friend*