Strongwomen from the 1800s

If someone ever tells you strong muscular women didn’t exist in the past, and that every woman was little, tiny and dainty, show them their ignorant ass this post.

Cover illustration by Chéri Hérouard for La Vie Parisienne, August 19, 1916 

i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

important otp christmas question: who has placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible and who is exasperatedly questioning ‘this is the 5th timE TODAY WHERE IS ALL THIS MISTLETOE COMING FROM?’ before sighing and leaning in

in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping

*breaks a glow stick and sprinkles the liquid on your penis* glow job

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

where can i get this case?

"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck

When he whispers in your ear.

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important