aries: bro ho
taurus: realest ho
gemini: fake ho
cancer: sensitive ho
leo: cool ho
virgo: bitch ho
libra: smart ass ho
scorpio: best ho
sagittarius: chill ho
capricorn: bitter ho
aquarius: crazy ho
pisces: magical ho
why are these so real
when you make a joke and everyone laughs
the weirdest shit about the whole “your fave is problematic” thing is that y’all hunt down minor details about the past of celebrities while also refusing to acknowledge how you acted two years ago
you:
me:
shinee:
fall out boy could actually hit me across the face with a 50 pound weight and it still wouldn’t hit me as hard as disloyal order of water buffaloes did when i first heard it
me on a date: so what animes do you watch
me on a date: and have you heard of japanese spandexed karate bugmen
me on a date: well it’s kinda like power rangers…
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
i used to be so weirded out by the fact that everyone takes notes in pen in college because that seems so permanent right, what if you mess up a word, youll have to scribble it out and live with ugly notes
now that i write in pen i realize that i no longer have the strength of will to push down a pencil hard enough to make legible marks. im literally too dead inside to use a pencil. pen is the only way to make proof of my existence at this point
tumblr:
starlights:
tumblr in october
sex is a lot like ooo. you writhe around a lot, sometimes you get white goop in your face, there’s a creepy little doll watching you
I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like
'fuck all y'all, that's one of the best things I've done'
plus one story/drawing that everyone loves
'really? that one?'
aquarius: socially awkward penguin
pisces: shrek is love shrek is life
aries: ……………slime man
taurus: ??????
gemini: anime tiddies
cancer: doge
leo: that really annoying one about coming out and being attacked
virgo: tfw no gf
libra: powerpoint done in comic sans
scorpio: rage comic
sagittarius: 12 year old furries
capricorn: the first meme of 2014
College students.
