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Bishop Jones: And now we will confirm Brother Smith to the Melchizedek Priesthood. *To brother Smith* What's your full name?
Brother Smith: Bryson One Hundred Fourty-four Thousand Bees Smith.
Bishop Jones: Alrighty, Brother Bryson One Hundred Four- hey, wait a minute! Bees can't hold the priesthood!
A tiny voice under Brother Smith's trenchcoat: he's onto us, boys! scatter!!!
*Brother Smith explodes into a swarm of bees*
I lurk through the cursed halls of my wicked master's lair.
I creep into my foreboding workspace
I turn on my bloodstained computer
I open my sinful email client
"Per our previous conversation, I've attached the EVIL spreadsheets for your review. Let me know if there's anything else you need."
I am a TRADITIONAL MORMON and I follow TRADITIONAL MORMON VALUES
Re: the third bullet point, This beautiful piece is currently on display in the Church History Museum. It used to hang in the temple in the early Utah days.
Keychains, magnets and prints of it are available in the museum's gift shop.
Mormon men are hot idc what y'all say
i hope if i ever blow up on tumblrstake it's because people finally give heed to the Mormon Drake Mallard Cinematic Universe fanfiction ive been developing where darkwing duck from the 1991 disney afternoon cartoon darkwing duck is mormon and does mormon things in his free time
this guy definitely got called to be in the nursery and he's absolutely furious about it
when gosalyn got baptized he sent out formal memos to all the Fearsome Four respectfully requesting they not set anything on fire that day because he'd had to fight sister warren for use of the primary room tooth and nail
prev allow me to introduce you to my quiverwing duck universe fix it fic where mormon drake his jewish husband lp and sorceress morgana are implied to be in some sort of weird mildly toxic tri-cultural polycule raising their undead jewish-mormon daughter. a lot of it is slightly implied rather than textually explicit but i have literally like a 20-point scriptural references list for the thematic development of this story which i fondly refer to as my Mormon Opus
This is a string of words that hit me like a runaway freight train, leaving nothing but a greasy smear on the tracks.
So obviously I'm very interested
I am a TRADITIONAL MORMON and I follow TRADITIONAL MORMON VALUES
Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional Tags: Space Opera, Science Fiction, Encyclopedia, world building Summary:
The Encyclopedia Rexxus (Abridged) is your handy guide to the vast Known Galaxy. With this useful and compact reference in your hand/claw/talon/pseudopod/psychokinetic grasp you’re well equipped to go just about anywhere in the Seven Systems!
Alright folks, we’re going full Mormon on this bitch
So, in light of *gestures vaguely at all that nonsense* here's my plan for getting through this:
First, we follow the hierarchy of needs.
Step 1: eat something, drink something, get some rest (sleep if possible, but at least lie down and be still for a bit). You might be angry and scared, but by God you're not allowed to be angry, scared, AND hungry. You can only have two. Because I said so.
Step 2: make yourself safe. I'm talking immediate, animal safety. We can deal with long term safety later. Lock yourself your bedroom, surround yourself with safe people. Whatever you need to do to convince your animal body that there is no tiger chasing them.
Step 3: Be yourself. Do something that makes you feel like you. Write something, read something, watch a movie, crochet a hat, whatever it is that makes you feel most like you.
This won't fix any of that. *gestures vaguely again* But it will give you time, space and solid ground to stand on while you figure out what's next. After you take care of yourself then you can look around for the smart, brave, and bold people who have plans.
i keep calling my senior cat "widdle baby animal" and last night i caught myself and said "stop it. she's old enough to hold the priesthood"
Hey now, priesthood holders can be widdle baby animals
If not than what am I even doing here?
fun fact: I’ve actually tried to do a ceramics version of this but the flower was not cooperating
The bishopric reminded the congregation to focus on Christ in their testimonies before they turned the time over and that gives me hope that they’ll shut off the mic if anyone speaks about the election
Nothing but a sleeper agent for the boop cult
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from tricks/jumpscares/etc on halloween but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
