My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

like most kittens Bug yearns most of all for nuclear radiation

fun fact: his organs and bones are all upside down so showing his tummy is actually his upright position

JASPER AND JUNIPER BROKE INTO THEIR FOOD BIN AND GORGED THEMSELVES AND HAVE BECOME

SPHERICAL.

Yeah, I’ve done that myself. Food is just delicious. You can’t blame the cats.

If someone offered me limitless pizza and I 1) believed I could contain infinite pizza and 2) lacked the ability to anticipate impending regret, I would absolutely attempt to duplicate their feat. I don't blame them at all. It was intensely relatable of them.

I impulse bought a dollarama ladybug costume that does not fit Pangur and, in fact, made her very sad

it fit Belphie better, but it also made him sad

Even Tobiko wants you to get out and VOTE.

This post is 2 years old, yet I have fresh new cry babies (Russian bots?) in the comments complaining I’m making my cat political.

So you know what that means.

VOTE AGAIN GUYS

My boy is still doing his civic duty and you should too! The idea that your vote doesn’t matter is just propaganda. It’s a myth! You matter and so does your vote, get out there! ♥

Yarn holder

The slurperrr...

Misty blends in perfectly with the Halloween plushies.

Misty blends in perfectly with the Halloween plushies.

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

Ocular FIP in a 3 month old kitten.  First picture was when she started her treatments (October 22, 2019)

Picture two is 6 days later.  (October 28, 2019)

Picture three is 12 days later. (November 3, 2019)

The biggest surprise to me was how fast GS-441524 was able to start working against her uveitis.  After 12 days, we saw a major slow down in how quickly her eye cleared up.  It cleared up entirely at the 2.5 month mark.  Today, she has two perfectly blue eyes.

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”

*fills a spray bottle with holy water*

You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾

There's a tourist attraction in Glasgow simply labelled "Freddie" and when i clicked on it it turned out to be dozens of pictures of the same orange cat

HE'S GOT 77 REVIEWS

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

polite bubby.png

I took him to the art museum, hope that's ok

“Hello Ladies… I’ve adopted this form because the human body simply cannot accommodate the amount of hair needed to fully appreciate this new Old Spice shampoo and conditioner. Thus I’m Cat. Timber.”

“BEARGLOOOOOO...”

“...OOOOOOOOO...”

“...OOOOVE!!!”

“Timber.”

Was searching up an old picture and stumbled on this… did I actually parody an old spice Terry Crews commercial 9 years ago?

Past me… wth?