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Jason Todd: Santa spends one day a year working, and the rest judging you.
Stephanie Brown: ...
Stephanie Brown: That bastard.
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Bruce: Can I have a knife and fork, please?
Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Cass, Damian, Duke: *stare in disgust*
Cashier: Sir, this is a Bat Burger.
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we’ll never get free, lamb to the slaughter what you gon’ do when there’s blood in the water? the price of your greed is your son and your daughter what you gon’ do when there’s blood in the water?
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She’s my favourite Robin and I love her
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T H E B A T F A M I L Y 🦇
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Batman: Saadleup (IG)
Nightwing: DanMorashCosplay (IG)
Red Hood: PedroRayz (IG)
Red Robin: Th3_boy_1der (IG)
Spoiler: ValourJames (IG)
Orphan: Cataegispuer (IG)
Robin: MrPaulTran (IG)
Photography: AmandaSwansonPhotography
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Dick: hey Tim, how was your visit with the Titans?
Tim: it was okay but during Truth or Dare Bart kept daring people to steal cars so that was annoying
Jason: pfft, truth or dare? How old are you again?
Duke [sniffing]: hey do you smell that? Is something burning?
Tim: also i’d like to state once and for all that i would never under any circumstances put a cat in the microwave accidentally or otherwise
Steph: what
Duke: why would you feel the need to say that?? Please don’t tell me…
Dick: tim i have concerns
Damian [shouting from hallway]: has anyone seen Alfred?
Jason: oohhhhh holy fuck
Dick: TIM WHAT DID YOU DO
Tim: NOTHING I SWEAR
Steph: IF YOU HURT THAT POOR CAT
Tim: I DIDN’T
Duke: I’m done Let’s leave before Damian finds out that
Damian: finds out what, Thomas?
Duke:
Dick:
Steph:
Jason:
Jason: tim microwaved your cat
Damian: nonsense. Alfred’s sleeping under the couch behind you
Steph: oh. Then why would Tim say- hey where’d he go?
Dick: he sTOLE MY FUCKING CAR KEYS
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social media au > bruce trying to join in on the banter
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Jason: *comes back from the dead*
Tim: Omg Jason Todd is alive! I knew it! My conspiracy theory was right!
Jason: Who the sleepless fuck are you?
Stephanie: Hi! Glad you’re not dead!
Jason: What is this purple fuck?
Damian: *tch*
Jason: Why the fuck is there a demon fuck in here?
Batdog: *woof*
Jason: *softly* Who the fuck are you, you adorable killing machine!
Dick: Jason! The dog doesn’t kill!
Jason: And, sadly, I know who the fuck you are.
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Things that have happened on National TV part 2
Damian:Accidentally interviewed the Interviewer
Bruce:pretended to cry when someone brought up Jason’s death (this was after Jason killed dozens of people)
Tim:knocked someone out when they startled him
Dick:Had to awkwardly sit there while the rest of his family discussed his butt.
Jason:broke into set and kept doing things like making the lights flicker and weird background noises
Tim:knocked over an expensive vase and shattered it
Damian:laughed so hard he doubled over and cut himself on said vase
Jason:went through an entire interview in a Russian accent, despite Bruce’s protests
Cas:started signing really fast instead of talking and froze mid sentence before cursing.
Dick and Damian:got into a fight over cats vs dogs
Tim:went through an entire interview about Damian without saying his correct name once. I.e. “how do you feel about Damian?” “Sometimes the demon spawn can be nice, but most of the time he’s demon spawn.”
Dick:There was a challenge. It wasn’t his idea to see how many questions he could answer while doing a handstand.
Cas:Did a frontflip and landed on the couch for her first interview
Bruce:has accidentally used a sexual innuendo in front of his entire family
Jason:made an inappropriate joke using Dick’s name.
Dick:said that he wasn’t a“Richard” anymore but “Richer”
Babs(at a police thing about her dad):Someone asked her who the hottest vigilante was. She was so torn.
Babs:”There are reports of a young man climbing up a trellis to your—“
“My friend likes to do that occasionally. I’ll text him saying I’ve had a rough day and he’ll find a way to cheer me up. That’s all. Nothing else.”
“And what’s this friend’s name?”
“Anonymous for his safety”
Dick:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Jason:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Tim:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Damian:complained that Bruce grounded him for sneaking out
Cas:Has never really been grounded
Bruce:was asked about how many children he has. He had to count, and then ask about children who were at the manor so much that they’re practically his kids. He came up with eleven.(Roy, Kon, Jon, Steph, Babs, Wally, Dick, Tim, Damian, and Jason)
Steph:Was walking along the sidewalk when a journalist approached her with a picture of her and Tim making out and asked if it was her. Steph slapped him before calling Bruce.
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WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As reported Comicbook , the antagonist Black Panther-Killmonger- saw a very similar to Vegeta Dragon Ball set. Several users on Twiter compared the characters to see this match. No need to be a genius to notice that the colors and the breastplate look like. However, we do not know whether it is a kind of tribute or a coincidence. Source: IGN.com