choke on grapes, bitch

I suddenly realized that unless something changed soon, I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine, and I'd finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later, half-eaten by wild dogs. BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY (2001) Dir. Sharon Maguire

[1/25] favorite female character:  Bridget Jones

“I was in London at a party last night so I’m afraid I’m a bit hung over. Wish I could be lying with my head in the toilet like all normal people.”